Population | 13.857 billion |
Capital | Randomia |
Leader | Ahmad Wibowo Sukirman |
Currency | XupCoin |
Animal | Muffaloo |
The Federal Technocracy of Xupqeu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ahmad Wibowo Sukirman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.857 billion Xupqeuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Xupqeuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,472 trillion XupCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 394,955 XupCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime is totally unknown. Xupqeu's national animal is the Muffaloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Xupqeu is ranked 1,344th in the world and 20th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 159.12 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Xupqeu was endorsed by The Lucky Black Sky of Eyluvmenia.
- : Xupqeu was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, billions of XupCoins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Muffaloo Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, Xupqeu has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Varanius, Bhang Bhang Duc, Fotisdia, Overthinkers, Wickedly evil people, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Mediobogdum, Isachile Tum, Nalibia, Rengum in Lingo, Dilber, Inscribia, The Warriors of Determination, Pushistia, and Eyluvmenia.