The Federation of Xylapan is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working population of 620 million Xylapanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xylapia. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xylapanian economy, worth 74.6 trillion Xylas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 120,385 Xylas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xylapan's national animal is the Blue-Eyed Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xylapan is ranked 44,225^th in the world and 1,398^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,360.44 on the Societal Mobility Rating.