The Dechnocracy of Xyrron is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Seiun Kayagon with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.674 billion Xyrronians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iruka. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xyrronian economy, worth 377 trillion Quals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 141,111 Quals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Iruka spends billions upgrading public transport, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, planespotters are emigrating in droves, and emojis are the soul of wit. Crime is totally unknown. Xyrron's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mado.

Xyrron is ranked 6,899^th in the world and 427^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.36 on the Human Development Index.