Population | 9.145 billion |
Capital | Iruka |
Leader | The People |
Faith | Humanism |
Currency | Labour Voucher |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Commune of Xyrron is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.145 billion Xyrronians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iruka. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Xyrronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,525 Labour Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime is totally unknown. Xyrron's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Humanism.
Xyrron is ranked 10,810th in the world and 77th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Xyrron, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Iruka.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 26 » Newer Zealand, Hussija, Jtracome87stan, Rhenna, United Asahi, Tourettesia, Sincadenas, Erosodom, Larger Green Plants, Belladone, Rorlenland, Soviet Trailer Park, Audiania, Midterra, Themsylvanii, Runegeist, Hoshikuni, Doktoria, Kawany, Huazhi, Xanidema, Kero Kero Bonito, Volkersland, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, and Infervia.