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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 215thHighest Crime Rates: 485thMost Armed: 751st
The District of
Capitalizt
Elfenbeinkuste
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Yamoussoukro

Population22.344 billion

CapitalYamoussoukro

Currencyxof
Animallion

The District of Yamoussoukro is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.344 billion Yamoussoukroans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamoussoukro. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Yamoussoukroan economy, worth a remarkable 4,027 trillion xofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,272 xofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,665,612 per year while the poor average 1,915, a ratio of 869 to 1.

Major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yamoussoukro's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yamoussoukro is ranked 895th in the world and 2nd in Sonindia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 18,676.91 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 215thHighest Crime Rates: 485thMost Armed: 751stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 758thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 848thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 895thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,009thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,175thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,407thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,417thMost Avoided: 1,431stFattest Citizens: 1,528thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,549thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,699thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,070thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,704thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,870thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,707thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,981stLargest Populations: 5,050thLargest Mining Sector: 5,806thRudest Citizens: 7,341stLargest Retail Industry: 7,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,314thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,636thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,236thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,209thMost Pro-Market: 16,325thLargest Black Market: 17,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,683rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,081stSmartest Citizens: 22,187th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Yamoussoukro's influence in Sonindia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Yamoussoukro's influence in Sonindia rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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