by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rdHighest Crime Rates: 490thMost Armed: 747th
The District of
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population21.893 billion



The District of Yamoussoukro is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.893 billion Yamoussoukroans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamoussoukro. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Yamoussoukroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,946 trillion xofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,272 xofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,665,612 per year while the poor average 1,915, a ratio of 869 to 1.

Major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yamoussoukro's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yamoussoukro is ranked 12,807th in the world and 17th in Sonindia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 91.38 on the Rand Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rdHighest Crime Rates: 490thMost Armed: 747thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 852ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 918thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 959thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,151stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,393rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,413thMost Avoided: 1,451stFattest Citizens: 1,504thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,564thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,732ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,147thHighest Economic Output: 2,691stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,691stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,438thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,949thLargest Populations: 5,067thLargest Mining Sector: 5,341stRudest Citizens: 6,857thLargest Retail Industry: 7,583rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,154thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,517thMost Efficient Economies: 10,811thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,056thMost Pro-Market: 12,807thLargest Black Market: 15,897thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,538th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionNudest: 29th in the region

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