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Most Cultured: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th
The Nudist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur
Influence
Envoy
Head of Fireworks & Zombie Defence
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yannia

Population36.49 billion

CapitalYannsborg
LeaderYann Herman VI
FaithDrakonism

CurrencyStöyvër
AnimalGreen Wyvern

The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.49 billion Yannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 13,131 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 359,866 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and foreign despots proudly bandstand on Yannian airwaves. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 32nd in the world and 1st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Developed, scoring 100.7 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Cultured: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16thMost Developed: 32ndHealthiest Citizens: 33rdMost Rebellious Youth: 39thLongest Average Lifespans: 42ndLargest Welfare Programs: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47thMost Cheerful Citizens: 58thMost Advanced Public Education: 70thMost Advanced Public Transport: 75thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80thSmartest Citizens: 84thNicest Citizens: 95thMost Compassionate Citizens: 145thLargest Governments: 171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 174thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 188thMost Inclusive: 203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 228thHighest Economic Output: 246thSafest: 250thMost Beautiful Environments: 281stHighest Poor Incomes: 378thMost Secular: 410thMost Efficient Economies: 468thMost Pacifist: 569thLargest Populations: 915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 957thHighest Average Incomes: 1,157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,257thTop
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Best Weather: 3,768thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,834thLowest Crime Rates: 4,462ndRudest Citizens: 5,067thNudest: 7,474thMost Stationary: 7,925thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,225thTop
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Most Influential: 12,831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,297thHighest Drug Use: 16,712thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,181stMost Income Equality: 23,876th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Yannian airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, Yann Herman VI's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Yannia lodged a message on the Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.

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