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Most Influential: 406thLargest Gambling Industry: 799thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 955th
The Songhai Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Isa gu ba da gu ba tontoni.
Mansa Ayub Askiya I
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Yarosluv

Population12.829 billion

CapitalAito
LeaderMansa Ayub Askiya I
FaithSunni Islam

CurrencyNkan goolu ₦
AnimalBlack crowned crane

The Songhai Empire of Yarosluv is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mansa Ayub Askiya I with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 12.829 billion Songhai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aito. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Songhai economy, worth a remarkable 3,286 trillion Nkan goolu ₦s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,159 Nkan goolu ₦s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,265 per year while the poor average 60,606, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", the youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yarosluv's national animal is the Black crowned crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Yarosluv is ranked 56,982nd in the world and 66th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Average, scoring 41.47 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Influential: 406thLargest Gambling Industry: 799thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 955thMost Armed: 1,025thHighest Crime Rates: 1,174thMost Efficient Economies: 1,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,526thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,642ndLargest Black Market: 1,753rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,875thMost Devout: 2,127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,206thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,572ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,701stMost Cultured: 2,731stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,881stHighest Average Incomes: 3,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,094thHighest Economic Output: 3,372ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,603rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,826thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,219thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,153rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,110thLargest Governments: 7,795thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,106thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,858thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,279thRudest Citizens: 14,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,569thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,814thMost Developed: 15,080thLargest Populations: 16,895th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the region

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