The Kingdom of Yazuun is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.992 billion Yazuunians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yazuun City. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yazuunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,248 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,257 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, and citizens must pay to enjoy Yazuun's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazuun's national animal is the Land Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yazuun is ranked 9,097^th in the world and 619^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,427.07 on the Societal Mobility Rating.