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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,498thMost Armed: 2,865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,556th
The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Dura lex sed lex
The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Yeet Nationss

Population826 million

LeaderThe Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow

CurrencyGolden Eagle Dollar
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of Yeet Nationss is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 826 million Yeetsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeeter economy, worth 118 trillion Golden Eagle Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,416 Golden Eagle Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 542,064 per year while the poor average 26,399, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, adultery has been made a capital offence, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yeet Nationss is ranked 65,399th in the world and 2,999th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,389.61 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,498thTop
Most Armed: 2,865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,556thMost Avoided: 4,077thMost Influential: 4,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,272ndMost Devout: 5,281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,522ndMost Conservative: 7,715thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,567thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,761stMost Efficient Economies: 13,975thLargest Mining Sector: 14,205thLargest Retail Industry: 14,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,548thHighest Average Incomes: 15,642ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,271stLargest Black Market: 18,693rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,124th
Most Armed: 103rd in the regionMost Avoided: 131st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206th in the regionMost Devout: 222nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 367th in the regionMost Conservative: 384th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 388th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 430th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 571st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 589th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 638th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 720th in the regionLargest Black Market: 729th in the regionRudest Citizens: 738th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 746th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 755th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 781st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 813th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 999th in the region

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