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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,294thMost Influential: 2,463rdMost Armed: 2,728th
The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Power is a thing you can earn, but so is death.
The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Yeet Nationss

Population1.254 billion

LeaderThe Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow
FaithKytonian Neo-Yeetism

CurrencyYeet Nationss Dollar
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of Yeet Nationss is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.254 billion Yeetsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeeter economy, worth 204 trillion Yeet Nationss Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,886 Yeet Nationss Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Business leaders are mailing The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kytonian Neo-Yeetism.

Yeet Nationss is ranked 63,820th in the world and 2,329th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 12.03 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,294thTop
Most Influential: 2,463rdMost Armed: 2,728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,783rdMost Devout: 3,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,477thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,531stMost Avoided: 4,806thLargest Retail Industry: 4,895thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,225thLargest Mining Sector: 8,854thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,883rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,887thLargest Black Market: 11,327thHighest Average Incomes: 11,664thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,731stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,579thMost Conservative: 14,144thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,981stLargest Governments: 18,570thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,091stMost Authoritarian: 22,401st
Most Armed: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 113th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Devout: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Avoided: 178th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 298th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 358th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 434th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 439th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 470th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 508th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 536th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 564th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 608th in the regionMost Conservative: 666th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 698th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 839th in the regionMost Influential: 853rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 928th in the regionLargest Governments: 931st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yeet Nationss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, business leaders are mailing The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, the term "Native Yeetsonian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Yeet Nationss was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 168 » Shibutani, Hamerica, Lulubellia, Aerilia, The Pantheons, Yaorozu, Guer Aike, Empy, Koda-Land, Star Kingdom, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Bharathvarsh, The Rhein States, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Illusia and Neverendia, Omnistria, Orado, Pytong, Ethnon, Wilkshire, Svenskskit, Loutsland, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, El Fiji Grande, Planes, North Bratislava, Runeda, Corfad, Republica Guilleana, Zzozona, Vyata Temor, Selfgradatude, New Feltre, Territorio di Nessuno, Nodnarb, Siwale, Former English Colony, Sunto, Xentherida, Animu Place, Climeria, Slyakanya, Dar es Saalam, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Interdimensional Zone, New Lakemba, Hardscrabble, The Tampa Bay Rays, and 118 others.Kragsgale, Imperial Pieserged, Notyoutopia, 1 very fast endotarter, Sikol, Yokciq Empire, Cretox State, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Port Naga, Sevinland, The Serdey Islands, Kranostav, Blyskalia, Madjack, Draconian Progression, East Akra, The Endless Eventide, His Enduring Majesty, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, Ravendi, The Mazur Empire, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, Galbadiana, Seenvorland, New Celoveniortan, WeKnow, Votak Matim, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Daiz, Wisconsota, Strongwill, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Kromi, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Simadoa, Odelinor, Nordic-British Union, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Dakota Territories, Wapistan, Dangine, Katuda, Figyjharli, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Super Girl, Xagill, Tyirza, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Libertania Democratica, Rising Sakura, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Mon Island, Viridiann, Aruvicion, ForestMythal, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Kastonvia, Ellbonnia, Sopernia, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Eternal Dominion, Apollo Park, Texas States, Venicea, The Blazeland Administration, ROM, Praeceps, Altivia, Tibus Heth, Liberum Hibernia, Cereskia, Nimarya, Tringapore, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Zapiron, Palgo, Dabarastan, and AmManies.

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