Population | 8.368 billion |
Capital | Yasgur's Farm |
Leader | Fathead |
Faith | Mother Superior |
Currency | Dollarie-Doos |
Animal | Crocagator |
The God-fearing islands of Yeetsralia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fathead with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.368 billion stoners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yasgur's Farm. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient a stoner economy, worth 962 trillion Dollarie-Doos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,042 Dollarie-Doos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeetsralia's national animal is the Crocagator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mother Superior.
Yeetsralia is ranked 255,457th in the world and 1st in Falanchua II for Most Stationary, with 16.89150307832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yeetsralia agreed to construct embassies between Falanchua II and Guinea Kiribati.
- : Yeetsralia agreed to construct embassies between Falanchua II and The Embassy.
- : Yeetsralia's influence in Falanchua II rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Yeetsralia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Yeetsralia set the regional banner of Falanchua II.
- : Yeetsralia altered the regional flag of Falanchua II.
- : Yeetsralia updated the World Factbook entry in Falanchua II.
- : Yeetsralia updated the World Factbook entry in Falanchua II.
- : Yeetsralia updated the World Factbook entry in Falanchua II.
- : Yeetsralia updated the World Factbook entry in Falanchua II.