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Safest: 8,370thMost Devout: 9,588thMost Pacifist: 10,240th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Yelkinam

Population2.93 billion

CapitalArcania
LeaderA Cool Guy
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollars
AnimalBadger

The Commonwealth of Yelkinam is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by A Cool Guy with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.93 billion Yelkinamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcania. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yelkinamian economy, worth 315 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,689 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, a third of Yelkinamians are e-certified CEOs, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yelkinam's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yelkinam is ranked 237,119th in the world and 7,380th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 22.37320095892 days.

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Safest: 8,370thMost Devout: 9,588thMost Pacifist: 10,240thLargest Retail Industry: 10,389thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,811thMost Inclusive: 14,311thBest Weather: 14,332ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,193rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,721stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,867thMost Developed: 16,426thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,816thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,089thHighest Food Quality: 19,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,261stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,379thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,627thNicest Citizens: 20,963rdSmartest Citizens: 21,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,347thLowest Crime Rates: 27,247th
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Largest Retail Industry: 477th in the regionSafest: 496th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 568th in the regionMost Pacifist: 613th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 645th in the regionMost Inclusive: 794th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 829th in the regionBest Weather: 831st in the regionRudest Citizens: 866th in the regionMost Average: 892nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 915th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 960th in the regionMost Developed: 979th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,019th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yelkinam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Yelkinam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Yelkinam's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Yelkinam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather, Most Inclusive, and Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Yelkinam's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Yelkinam, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
  • : Following new legislation in Yelkinam, a third of Yelkinamians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yelkinam, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yelkinam, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Yelkinam, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.

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