The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Max Alfred with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.95 billion Yellunstrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melchester. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yellunstryerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,878 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,552 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, supervisors in Yellunstryer commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and a flying elephant and Max Alfred share the same nickname. Crime is totally unknown. Yellunstryer's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Atheism.

Yellunstryer is ranked 29,432^nd in the world and 685^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.07 law-abiding acts per hour.