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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 614thMost Armed: 882ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,024th
The Sublime Yertopia of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If someone offers you a mint, take it!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Yertanistan

Population39.874 billion

LeaderThe Yertatollah

CurrencyYert-mark
AnimalHorse

The Sublime Yertopia of Yertanistan is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by The Yertatollah with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 39.874 billion Yertanistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but inefficient Yertanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,261 trillion Yert-marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,869 Yert-marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yertanistan's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yertanistan is ranked 58,805th in the world and 6th in Declansburg for Most Stationary, with 780.19011178912 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 614thMost Armed: 882ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,024thFattest Citizens: 1,056thLargest Populations: 1,457thHighest Crime Rates: 1,656thMost Avoided: 1,961stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,672ndTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,194thHighest Economic Output: 4,305thRudest Citizens: 4,944thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,762ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,068thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,820thMost Influential: 12,219thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,532ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,493rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,245thMost Devout: 20,537thSmartest Citizens: 22,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,296th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yertanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Yertanistan was endorsed by The Dáxlamic Evergreen Republic of New Bradfordsburg.
  • : Following new legislation in Yertanistan, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Yertanistan, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Yertanistan, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Following new legislation in Yertanistan, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Yertanistan, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
  • : Yertanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Yertanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Yertanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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