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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,493rdMost Rebellious Youth: 20,633rd
The Colony of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Puppeteering is Fun
Influence
Superpower
Socials Director
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yet Another Boldonian Puppet

Population206 million

Currencypuppet
Animalpuppet

The Colony of Yet Another Boldonian Puppet is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 206 million Puppets hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Puppetian economy, worth 7.99 trillion puppets a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,807 puppets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is almost non-existent. Yet Another Boldonian Puppet's national animal is the puppet, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Yet Another Boldonian Puppet is ranked 46,060th in the world and 1st in Hopeful Regionless for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,481.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,493rdMost Rebellious Youth: 20,633rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yet Another Boldonian Puppet, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Yet Another Boldonian Puppet was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Yet Another Boldonian Puppet, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Yet Another Boldonian Puppet, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Yet Another Boldonian Puppet, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Yet Another Boldonian Puppet, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Yet Another Boldonian Puppet, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
  • : Following new legislation in Yet Another Boldonian Puppet, Puppetian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Yet Another Boldonian Puppet, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yet Another Boldonian Puppet, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.

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