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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 868thMost Influential: 1,260thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,409th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Serve omnes nos
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Political Freedom

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Yoshi Valley

Population2.202 billion

CapitalNew Dragon City


The Kingdom of Yoshi Valley is a massive, genial nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.202 billion Valyrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dragon City. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yoshi Valleyian economy, worth 276 trillion Komodoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 125,527 Komodoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Yoshi Valley's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Yoshi Valley's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yoshi Valley is ranked 8,595th in the world and 454th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,620.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 868thMost Influential: 1,260thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,409thMost Inclusive: 3,883rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,480thMost Pacifist: 4,897thNicest Citizens: 5,022ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,128thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,317thBest Weather: 5,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,657thMost Developed: 6,751stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,412thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,474thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,799thMost Cultured: 8,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,496thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,595thSmartest Citizens: 8,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,772ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,912thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,625thSafest: 11,631stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,149thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,014thMost Efficient Economies: 13,159thMost Income Equality: 15,039thLargest Governments: 15,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,574thLowest Crime Rates: 20,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 21,227thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,882ndMost Secular: 23,609th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 180th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 256th in the regionMost Inclusive: 261st in the regionMost Pacifist: 280th in the regionNicest Citizens: 300th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 315th in the regionBest Weather: 334th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 370th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 391st in the regionMost Developed: 414th in the regionMost Cultured: 425th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 428th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 454th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 483rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 485th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 485th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 494th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 518th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 568th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 595th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 604th in the regionSafest: 663rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 681st in the regionMost Income Equality: 683rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 686th in the regionLargest Governments: 752nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 851st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, Yoshi Valley's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 208 » Empy, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Siwale, Sundred, Guer Aike, Xagill, Yokciq Empire, McMasterdonia, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Hamerica, Dabarastan, Dar es Saalam, SORT, Dreadton, Sunto, Corfad, Antiyard, Selfgradatude, Koda-Land, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Ravendi, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, Notyoutopia, North Bratislava, Diodone, The New Communist Republic Of States, Ethnon, Interdimensional Zone, Pallaith, Holy Oranz, Newpromisedland, Valentine Z, Loutsland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Clan Spaniel, Vincone Cae, Fendlium, Seenvorland, Napnomadia, Wineclaw, Crader, 1 very fast endotarter, and 158 others.The Endless Eventide, New Lakemba, Necromonia, New Octicarg, Nistriabar, The Stratosphere Islands, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, The Iron Lions, Varola, United Kahndaq, Orado, Unshleepd, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Ereena, Wilkshire, Hyphen, Daiz, Maott, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Kranostav, Joodey, Zeternia, Astronomical, Runeda, Fauzjhia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Prydania, PotatoFarmers, U S Eh, Sikol, Tachycardia, Zzozona, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, Termathe, Sevinland, Fluffy Noodles, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Brucklania, Eywaan, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Xyrron, Madjack, Pokemanland, Simone Republic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Maclare, Innocentic, Moubarakistan, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Outer Shenendoah, Magna Banitia, Elvoreto, Navsland, Jestings, Hardscrabble, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Draconian Progression, East Akra, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pytong, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, BEEG BEEG, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Pasargad, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Northern-Kempia, Yellops, Maratabat, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Khoik, Slyakanya, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Climeria, Ozstan, Seijitsu, Strongwill, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Godwanna, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Star Kingdom, Nalver And, Que Lukustinardon, Planes, Venicea, Otakus and Weebs, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Colfes, Testnation223, Kromi, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Beasluxia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Free Salvation, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Galbadiana, Svenskan, Greater Afroeurasia, Dangine, Questann, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Nyock, Super Girl, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Uzbek Khan, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, and Alexander the Magnus.

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