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Largest Insurance Industry: 7,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,120th
The GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER of
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GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER KIM IL SUNG
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Your average North Korean spy

Population2.854 billion

Capitalpyongyang
LeaderGLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER KIM IL SUNG
FaithJuche

Currencynorth korean won
Animalthe south korean government

The GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER of Your average North Korean spy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER KIM IL SUNG with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.854 billion north koreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse north korean economy, worth 270 trillion north korean won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,944 north korean won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Your average North Korean spy isn't what it used to be, GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER KIM IL SUNG signs the laws but abides by none of them, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Your average North Korean spy's national animal is the the south korean government, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Juche.

Your average North Korean spy is ranked 211,277th in the world and 5,622nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 36.04989359472 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 7,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,951stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,120thMost Conservative: 16,785thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,941stMost Authoritarian: 20,306thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,933rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,825thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,056thLargest Mining Sector: 27,185thLargest Black Market: 27,244th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 632nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 855th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 879th in the regionMost Avoided: 910th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 932nd in the region

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