Population | 2.854 billion |
Capital | pyongyang |
Leader | GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER KIM IL SUNG |
Faith | Juche |
Currency | north korean won |
Animal | the south korean government |
The GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER of Your average North Korean spy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER KIM IL SUNG with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.854 billion north koreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse north korean economy, worth 270 trillion north korean won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,944 north korean won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Your average North Korean spy isn't what it used to be, GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER KIM IL SUNG signs the laws but abides by none of them, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Your average North Korean spy's national animal is the the south korean government, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Juche.
Your average North Korean spy is ranked 211,277th in the world and 5,622nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 36.04989359472 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Your average North Korean spy, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
- : Following new legislation in Your average North Korean spy, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission.
- : Your average North Korean spy's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Your average North Korean spy, GLORIOUS ETERNAL LEADER KIM IL SUNG signs the laws but abides by none of them.
- : Following new legislation in Your average North Korean spy, Your average North Korean spy isn't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Your average North Korean spy, rural north koreans stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
- : Your average North Korean spy's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Your average North Korean spy, ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project.
- : Your average North Korean spy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Your average North Korean spy, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.