Population | 6.833 billion |
Currency | yume |
Animal | chizu |
The Dream of Yume Chizu is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 6.833 billion Yume Chizuans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Yume Chizuan economy, worth 793 trillion yumes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,186 yumes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 334,078 per year while the poor average 32,113, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.
Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yume Chizu's national animal is the chizu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Yume Chizu is ranked 200,413th in the world and 108th in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 46.96224772192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yume Chizu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Yume Chizu, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Following new legislation in Yume Chizu, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
- : Following new legislation in Yume Chizu, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
- : Following new legislation in Yume Chizu, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in Yume Chizu, prison is a nightmare.
- : Following new legislation in Yume Chizu, Yume Chizuans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Yume Chizu, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in Yume Chizu, 'Chizunado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
- : Yume Chizu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.