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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 190th Most Primitive: 190th Most Ignorant Citizens: 193rd
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There needs to be more fossil fuels in the world
The Ditherest of all Dathers
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Yummy Blubber

Population3.204 billion

CapitalBig Chungus
LeaderThe Ditherest of all Dathers

CurrencyBig Daddys
AnimalBlue Whale

The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Ditherest of all Dathers with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.204 billion Funguses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Chungus. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummy Blubberian economy, worth 771 trillion Big Daddys a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 240,845 Big Daddys, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, school history books often refer to The Ditherest of all Dathers as "that imperialist pig dog", and former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yummy Blubber's national animal is the Blue Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yummy Blubber is ranked 1,491st in the world and 83rd in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 26,080.59 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 190thMost Primitive: 190thMost Ignorant Citizens: 193rdMost Devout: 258thMost Armed: 332ndMost Influential: 385thLargest Gambling Industry: 433rdHighest Crime Rates: 523rdFattest Citizens: 542ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 547thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 555thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 836thMost Avoided: 901stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,021stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,437thLargest Retail Industry: 1,491stTop
Nudest: 1,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,820thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,939thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,956thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,271stLargest Mining Sector: 2,284thRudest Citizens: 2,517thLargest Black Market: 2,688thHighest Average Incomes: 3,237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,088thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,287thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,450thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,603rdHighest Drug Use: 13,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,630th
Most Primitive: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionNudest: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 64th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 121st in the regionRudest Citizens: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 151st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 158th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 208th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 333rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 420th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 506th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 514th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 586th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 618th in the region

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