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Yummy Blubber

Population4.87 billion

CapitalBig Chungus
LeaderThe Ditherest of all Dathers

CurrencyBig Daddys
AnimalBlue Whale

The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Ditherest of all Dathers with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.87 billion Funguses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Chungus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummy Blubberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Big Daddys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 260,456 Big Daddys, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,423,574 per year while the poor average 24,361, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

Sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, it's illegal to blow things up, and bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yummy Blubber's national animal is the Blue Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yummy Blubber is ranked 208,159th in the world and 10,095th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.91 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 118thMost Ignorant Citizens: 138thMost Devout: 197thLargest Gambling Industry: 240thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 282ndMost Armed: 286thFattest Citizens: 437thHighest Crime Rates: 451stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 544thMost Avoided: 748thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 787thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 994thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 999thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,253rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,296thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,507thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,569thMost Influential: 1,601stLargest Retail Industry: 1,686thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,834thRudest Citizens: 1,996thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,999thLargest Mining Sector: 2,040thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,503rdNudest: 2,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,039thLargest Black Market: 3,051stMost Efficient Economies: 4,517thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,746thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,078thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,175thHighest Economic Output: 12,930thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,331stLargest Governments: 15,721st
Most Primitive: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionNudest: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 99th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 196th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 260th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 270th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 306th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 574th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 594th in the regionMost Influential: 633rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 700th in the regionLargest Governments: 738th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 835th in the region

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