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Yuumura Kirika

Population11.322 billion

CapitalThe Manor
LeaderAltena
FaithLe Grand Retour

CurrencyNoir
AnimalSoldat

The Beretta M1934 Cure Bullets of Yuumura Kirika is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Altena with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.322 billion Girls with Guns are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Manor. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient deadly economy, worth a remarkable 2,536 trillion Noirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Tourism and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,997 Noirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, sex changes are routinely performed at Yuumura Kirika's hospitals, millions of Girls with Guns are excellent swimmers, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yuumura Kirika's national animal is the Soldat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Le Grand Retour.

Yuumura Kirika is ranked 197,494th in the world and 379th in Forest for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -8.77 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 193rdBest Weather: 222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 291stHealthiest Citizens: 424thMost Beautiful Environments: 555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 934thLargest Welfare Programs: 985thLargest Black Market: 1,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,848thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,300thMost Developed: 2,605thMost Inclusive: 2,982ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,767thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,005thLargest Governments: 4,242ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,585thMost Cultured: 5,159thHighest Economic Output: 5,431stMost Pacifist: 5,839thSmartest Citizens: 6,087thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,728thNicest Citizens: 7,192ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,046thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,810thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,076thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,994thMost Secular: 18,679th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, millions of Girls with Guns are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, sex changes are routinely performed at Yuumura Kirika's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.

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