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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,062nd Highest Drug Use: 14,616th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,661st
The Eternal Gae of
Father Knows Best State
The Wall is better than DSoTM
Mick Jagger
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Zaila Two-The Squeakquel

Population1.657 billion

CapitalZaila City
LeaderMick Jagger
FaithIt is my opinion that a god does not exi

Currencycash me ousside hahaaha
Animalan horses

The Eternal Gae of Zaila Two-The Squeakquel is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mick Jagger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.657 billion Zailans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaila City. The average income tax rate is 12.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Zailan economy, worth 95.9 trillion cash me ousside hahaahas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,894 cash me ousside hahaahas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

On-duty Air Zaila Two-The Squeakquel flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zaila Two-The Squeakquel's national animal is the an horses, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is It is my opinion that a god does not exi.

Zaila Two-The Squeakquel is ranked 45,415th in the world and 39th in The LCRUA for Most Income Equality, scoring 51.02 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 14,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,661stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,146th
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