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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,503rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,474th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,288th
The Overlord of
Father Knows Best State
You will bow to me
Jick 'The Rock' Magger
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Zaila Two-The Squeakquel

Population1.338 billion

CapitalZaila City
LeaderJick 'The Rock' Magger
FaithBen Shapiro

CurrencyZailan Dollar
AnimalZailan Robot Mongeese

The Overlord of Zaila Two-The Squeakquel is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jick 'The Rock' Magger with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.338 billion Dispacitans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaila City. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The Dispacitan economy, worth 83.3 trillion Zailan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,241 Zailan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants, and prison officers are bribed not to take bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaila Two-The Squeakquel's national animal is the Zailan Robot Mongeese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ben Shapiro.

Zaila Two-The Squeakquel is ranked 92,905th in the world and 59th in The LCRUA for Most Pro-Market, scoring 42.5 on the Rand Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,503rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,474thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,288thHighest Drug Use: 14,775th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the region

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