The United Socialist States of Ze Noobalingas is a huge, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 731 million Noobalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ze Naobilini. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Noobalingasian economy, worth 70.5 trillion Neebionis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,508 Neebionis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, merriment is might when jesters come calling with puppets in the night, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ze Noobalingas's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ze Noobalingas was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Jove Mahmo.
- : Ze Noobalingas was endorsed by The Federation of The Three States of Fortuna.
- : Ze Noobalingas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Ze Noobalingas was endorsed by The Federation of Federation Of Columbian Republics.
- : Ze Noobalingas was endorsed by The People's Republic of Lorrana.
- : Ze Noobalingas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Whistleblower Protection Act".
- : Ze Noobalingas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Embassy".
- : Following new legislation in Ze Noobalingas, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
- : Following new legislation in Ze Noobalingas, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear.
- : Following new legislation in Ze Noobalingas, merriment is might when jesters come calling with puppets in the night.
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