by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,107thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,630thMost Influential: 8,342nd
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State
Summi patris vivat!
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Ze Noobalingas

Population731 million

CapitalZe Naobilini

AnimalFennec Fox

The United Socialist States of Ze Noobalingas is a huge, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 731 million Noobalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ze Naobilini. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Noobalingasian economy, worth 70.5 trillion Neebionis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,508 Neebionis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, merriment is might when jesters come calling with puppets in the night, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ze Noobalingas's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ze Noobalingas is ranked 32,150th in the world and 760th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 6.83 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,107thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,630thMost Influential: 8,342ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,705thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,717thHealthiest Citizens: 15,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,068thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,577thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,953rdMost Developed: 24,167th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 312th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 389th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 413th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 568th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 591st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 607th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 647th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 712th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 738th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 739th in the regionLargest Black Market: 760th in the regionMost Developed: 761st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 799th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 848th in the region

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