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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,732nd
The Community of
Father Knows Best State
If... I were human, there can be... love?
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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ZeframCochrane

Population10.966 billion

Currencylove
Animalnon-corporeal life form

The Community of ZeframCochrane is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.966 billion humans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.7%.

The frighteningly efficient ZeframCochranean economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion loves a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,315 loves, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, and the single fish caught by ZeframCochranean fishers last year is cited as evidence of ZeframCochrane's thriving fisheries. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. ZeframCochrane's national animal is the non-corporeal life form, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ZeframCochrane is ranked 113,080th in the world and 53rd in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Stationary, with 349.2322764912 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,732ndTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,564thLargest Black Market: 17,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,234thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,853rdMost Influential: 23,863rdHighest Economic Output: 27,735thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,501stMost Advanced Public Education: 28,523rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29,738th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ZeframCochrane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ZeframCochrane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ZeframCochrane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : ZeframCochrane's influence in Federation of Martian Colonies fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : ZeframCochrane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in ZeframCochrane, the single fish caught by ZeframCochranean fishers last year is cited as evidence of ZeframCochrane's thriving fisheries.
  • : Following new legislation in ZeframCochrane, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
  • : Following new legislation in ZeframCochrane, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in ZeframCochrane, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in ZeframCochrane, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.

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