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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,006thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,586thMost Secular: 3,885th
The Fat massive Empire of
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Civil Rights
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Population1.276 billion

LeaderJotaro Kujo


The Fat massive Empire of Zeiberland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jotaro Kujo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.276 billion Zeibesh are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalania. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeibesh economy, worth 145 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,066 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeiberland's national animal is the Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zeiberland is ranked 12,025th in the world and 378th in The East Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 9,980.27 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,006thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,586thMost Secular: 3,885thMost Influential: 3,964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,550thLargest Retail Industry: 12,025thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,838thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,687thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,890thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,862ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,302ndMost Developed: 17,613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,994thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,604thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,632ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,130th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 116th in the regionMost Secular: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionMost Influential: 268th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 301st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 317th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 378th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 415th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 442nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 462nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 506th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 537th in the regionMost Developed: 542nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 552nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 638th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 684th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 727th in the regionLargest Black Market: 757th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 758th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 781st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 805th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 827th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 827th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zeiberland endorsed The Death Star of Great Algerstonia.
  • : Zeiberland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Zeiberland's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Zeiberland endorsed The Republic of Tea Appreciation.
  • : Zeiberland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Zeiberland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Zeiberland lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeiberland, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeiberland, huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeiberland, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 112 » Marrabuk, Pakitsk, Order of the saint Dumas, Asendavia, Zukchiva, VW53Aland, Staynes, New Leganes, A mean old man, Brotherland, Amabilis, EHTYCSCYTHE, Karatol-Advenra, Mays Austrian Nation, ArenaC, Danelaw Scandinavia, Azureano, Serkin, H-Zhena, Debluu, Fradrildrun, Wiranath, Wallenburg, The Three States of Fortuna, Lanagon, Tassirion, A Slanted Black Stripe, Talitoa, Ridann, Plazland, Goodnamesarerare, Fingolya, The Solar Ottomans, Headpat Central, Elejamie, Rhealaliit, BearStackof2015, Axdel, Pantheropolis, Republic of New India, ReeK, Lyontisia, Cameronia Excellentia, East Malaysia, Greater New Cassandra, Impia Aghte, Oofery, Firenation91, Distro-Spartica, Euricanis, and 62 others.Drunken Seal Islands, Socialist Holy American Empire, Evrigenis, Republic of Berzerkistan, Rainbow Vests, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Santa Dystopia, Monezambique, New Liberitad, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, FreedomIand, Sansangra, Samaltak True, Kaigi, Adavan, Unger under over, United China Nation, An Unknown End, CheeseBurrito, The Almighty Country, Ankras, Kangarawa, Servants of Gizmo, Riveraland, Trimmania, 3 14159265358979323846264, Lanwa, Coruh, Roliganistan, Monteconstance, Taurora, Cellar Doors, The Empire of Rijelv, Harro Waarudho, Enlil, Dorles, Tissandra, Wizardonia, Dravida India, Lingu, Tawuse, Aoba-Johsai, Vogar, Survivoristan, Hellod Immury, From New World, Layngderfleethe, Aeoliah, Dragons Blood, Insi Karai, Tretrid, United Socialist States of Amerika, Eastern Alksearia, Stellar Colonies, North Bernia, CopyCato, Modra, Lorrana, Biingus, Jove Mahmo, Gunov, and Technocratic Tagalog.

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