Population | 6.862 billion |
Capital | Zêqlaxiw |
Leader | Zeqlytz Zyx Qyz I |
Faith | Secular Humanism |
Currency | zælkêpøß |
Animal | xyloid zelyq |
The Constitutional Kingdom of Zerkyr Xiszczy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zeqlytz Zyx Qyz I with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.862 billion Xiszczians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zêqlaxiw. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Xiszczian economy, worth 695 trillion zælkêpøßs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,358 zælkêpøßs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown. Zerkyr Xiszczy's national animal is the xyloid zelyq, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.
Zerkyr Xiszczy is ranked 132,313th in the world and 183rd in Forest for Most Stationary, with 243.2807123558 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zerkyr Xiszczy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Zerkyr Xiszczy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Zerkyr Xiszczy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Zerkyr Xiszczy, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Zerkyr Xiszczy, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
- : Zerkyr Xiszczy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Zerkyr Xiszczy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Zerkyr Xiszczy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Zerkyr Xiszczy changed its national animal to "xyloid zelyq".
- : Zerkyr Xiszczy was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Alföldi People's Republic of Ypogegrammeni, curing 23 million infected.