Population | 41.821 billion |
Capital | ThunderDome |
Leader | He with wobbly chin |
Currency | boiled egg |
Animal | One legged Giraffe |
The Protectorate of Zigamorph is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by He with wobbly chin with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 41.821 billion Zigamorphians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ThunderDome. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Zigamorphian economy, worth a remarkable 7,874 trillion boiled eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 188,297 boiled eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zigamorph's national animal is the One legged Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zigamorph is ranked 5,854th in the world and 79th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 2,990.66475264 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zigamorph, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
- : Following new legislation in Zigamorph, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
- : Following new legislation in Zigamorph, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
- : Following new legislation in Zigamorph, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Zigamorph, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Zigamorph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Zigamorph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Zigamorph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Zigamorph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Zigamorph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.