by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,116thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,889th
The Imperial Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gens una, unus populus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.658 billion

LeaderKing Arristok Zobeski III

AnimalZoygarian Golden Eagle

The Imperial Commonwealth of Zoygaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Arristok Zobeski III with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.658 billion Zoygarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vostok. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoygarian economy, worth 349 trillion Pavaus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,405 Pavaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoygaria's national animal is the Zoygarian Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zoygaria is ranked 48,163rd in the world and 29th in Kantrias for Rudest Citizens, with 71.59 Insults Per Minute.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,116thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,889thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,164thLargest Retail Industry: 12,514thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,682ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,989thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,605thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,852ndMost Influential: 15,005thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,479thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,510thSafest: 15,883rdNicest Citizens: 16,409thMost Cultured: 16,726thMost Developed: 17,171stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,117thHighest Average Incomes: 19,294thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,219thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,370thMost Efficient Economies: 21,616thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,032ndLargest Governments: 22,584thLowest Crime Rates: 22,765th
Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the region

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