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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,952ndMost Secular: 8,271stBest Weather: 8,821st
The Contradictory State of
Democratic Socialists
I eat the Farfalle
Cat with a knife
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Zuhoiden

Population4.256 billion

CapitalUrajio
LeaderCat with a knife
FaithAtheism

CurrencyZGN
AnimalAkita Inu

The Contradictory State of Zuhoiden is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cat with a knife with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.256 billion Pmucids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urajio. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pmucid economy, worth 481 trillion ZGNS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,088 ZGNS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuhoiden's national animal is the Akita Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Zuhoiden is ranked 12,083rd in the world and 1,524th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 4,015 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,952ndMost Secular: 8,271stBest Weather: 8,821stNicest Citizens: 9,744thHealthiest Citizens: 10,876thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,065thTop
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Most Developed: 12,038thMost Influential: 12,083rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,212thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,415thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,683rdMost Inclusive: 12,834thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,410thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,568thLowest Crime Rates: 15,793rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,720thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,874thSmartest Citizens: 19,343rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,851stMost Efficient Economies: 20,093rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,357thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,012th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Secular: 443rd in the regionBest Weather: 489th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 564th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 595th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 600th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 635th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 681st in the regionMost Developed: 692nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 708th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 720th in the regionMost Inclusive: 786th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 794th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 816th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 843rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 926th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 934th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 967th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 979th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,009th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Zuhoiden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, would-be mescaline users often describe a crawling sensation on their skin.

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