The Armed Forces of Zulankan Outpost 114 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.274 billion Zulankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Zulankan economy, worth 281 trillion labor certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,291 labor certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Zulankan Outpost 114's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulankan Outpost 114 is ranked 95,225^th in the world and 1^st in The White Army for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.46 law-abiding acts per hour.