The Kingdom of Zzozona is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Graceful with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 2.095 billion Zzozonans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zozanpan. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zzozonan economy, worth 356 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,203 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Zzozonan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zzozona's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Red Stars.

Zzozona is ranked 12,005^th in the world and 699^th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 198 Meters Of Sunlight.