Security Council Proposals

The Security Council,

Seeing the popularity of art collecting among many nations throughout the smallest and largest regions of the world, yet saddened to see much of this artwork being labeled by critics as "common" and therefore indiscriminately relegated to the junkyards of many nations without further thought or care,

Amazed at the efforts of the curators of the art galleries in 9003 to bring to the limelight otherwise forgotten pieces, proudly displaying more than one hundred thousand of these so-called “common” artworks, including twenty-two thousand that no longer exist; these may be forgotten entirely without the efforts of 9003,

Praising the efforts of 9003 to distribute and freely allow the use of their personal art finding software to the curators of other art museums the world over, these efforts include:

• Creating a suite of tools that assist in the intake and cataloging of recently acquired artworks

• Creating the Deal Finder software package, which enables curators to identify artwork that is for sale at below average prices,

• Ensuring that the software is used properly by publishing guides for their own software as well as the software of others, and directly assisting those in need of assistance,

Impressed by 9003's maintenance of a report of more than ten thousand satellite states belonging to various art collectors, which enables traders to avoid conflict with otherwise unrecognizable states,

Recognizing 9003's position as Deputy Guildmaster of the North Pacific Cards Guild, a guild meant to promote unity and cooperation among art collectors, where 9003 has utilized their influence to play a significant role in recruiting new members and giving well-deserved recognition to creative artwork collections as part of The Monthly Card Collection Competition,

Respecting 9003's smaller collections, which are designed to bring attention to certain topics, including:

• Mathematical Beauties, honoring mathematical concepts,

• Nice, a similar collection celebrating a number,

• Winter Wonderland: School During a Snow Storm, a particularly creative collection depicting a school environment during a snow storm,

• Single Awareness Day, reminding single individuals to love themselves,

• Another Worthless Collection, highlighting a temporary technical flaw in the artwork valuation system,

Acknowledging 9003's efforts to promote community among artwork dealers across the world by creating and hosting Olympic Games for art, where art curators from different nations competed in various events to better manage their art galleries, find unique artwork, and to learn to appreciate artwork for traits beyond critical acclaim and high monetary value,

Noting that 9003 generously gave out prizes for these games from their personal art galleries, including some of the most expensive artworks in history of the multiverse, from nations such as Soops, Nervun, and Frisbeeteria; these gifts were unprecedented in their magnitude among the artwork community,

Lauding 9003's impressive military service protecting vulnerable regions in the forces of Mordor, where 9003 rose to the rank of general, this service includes:

• Liberating regions under control of enemy forces attempting to destroy regional history, communications, and unity,

• Restoring regions formerly destroyed by enemy forces, by restoring regional history, detagging, and preserving important inter-regional connections,

• Massive production of nuclear weaponry for defense of billions of citizens under the faction 'It All Goes Karputsk In The End' during the nuclear apocalypse,

Emphasizing 9003's similarly valuable contributions in the North Pacific Army, which involve:

• Participating in the destruction of hate-filled regions known for preaching fascist ideals,

• Creating a backup index of regional histories in case the current system fails; without this regional history would be freely and easily destroyed by enemy forces,

• Developing a safer, more efficient version of a tool known as Breeze, enabling defenders to react quicker to potential threats,

Admiring 9003’s authorship of SC303, a commendation for a similarly deserving member of the artwork community,

Concluding that 9003 is an artwork powerhouse that has risen to prominence above hundreds of others for their generosity, positive influence in the community, and openness to new members,

Hereby Commends 9003

Coauthored by Ransium

Security Council Resolution #241 “Liberate Iran” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

The Security Council,

Recalling the state the region of Iran was in before the passage of SC#241: Liberate Iran, having been passworded and left inactive by Persian Empire operatives;

Thankful that the passage of SC#241 allowed long-time native nation Iramerica to return to its home region, where they had been banished from for up to five years;

Saddened, however, by the many raids Iran has faced over the last two years which have hindered attempts at growing a stable community within the region;

Noting that Iramerica has expressed interest in securing the region by means of a refound;

Believing that the imposition of a password on Iran’s borders is a prerequisite for a safe refound, without outside interference by raider forces;

Hereby repeals SC#241: Liberate Iran.

Co-authored by Kuriko.

The Security Council,

Noting that The Beautiful Republic of Arumdaum has long served as a loyal and active World Assembly Delegate for Tiandi, a region with a reputation of kindness and prosperity,

Recognizing that Arumdaum is a nation that greatly supports democratic values and political freedoms, and has some of the highest standards of living in the world,

Aware that Arumdaum has an excellent track record with their foreign policy, especially with newly founded nations, fostering a social environment in Tiandi where young governments can thrive,

Applauding Arumdaum for its ability to produce a massive economy the likes of which is rarely seen, and yet still keeping to it's values of protecting their working class,

Viewing that Arumdaum is the perfect example of a successful democratic nation, who serves as an inspiration to future democratic governments and administrations to come,

Believing that the Security Council supports those who honor democratic values and helps others less fortunate than themselves,

Hereby Commends Arumdaum

The Security Council shall condemn Lilyfor its heinous crimes.
Shocked by the actions of the region Lily which has caused much chaos and evil in the world
Angered by the invasions of hundreds of regions by Lily
Further Angered by the fact that most of these nations are peaceful, upstanding regions
Incensed by the fact that most of the targeted regions are nations with under 5 nations, such as The Democratic Sphere, making cowardly targets for a 88-nation region
Annoyed that the fact that Lily has many other nations adhering to it which also attack and deface regions
Furious that Lily frequently attacks Featured regions, which are the world's best and brightest regions
Infuriated by the fact that regions targeted by Lily have all of their entries, some of which were made lovingly by the region's best nations over a span of many hours, destroyed and replaced with terrible rainbow colors
Deriding the lack of marketing skill displayed in these truly terrible advertisements,
Vexed by the fact that Lily often replaces the targeted region's flag with its own, and also removes the region's tags,
Shocked by the fact that Lily orders the destruction of all embassies built by the region, causing significant inter-regional chaos
Infuriated that Lily dismisses most if not all regional officers in favor of their own, poorly grammatically written official 'join lily'
Further Angered at how Lily tends to expel any opposing nations from the region invaded
Offended by the fact that even when Lily takes the permission from another region to use it for advertisements, in many cases the region was not given back to the rightful officials
Disgusted by [region]Lily's pathetic attempt to use pictures of cute cats and dogs to deflect attention from its evil deeds
Noting that Three regions have been created whose sole purpose is to be against Lily, proving the hatred felt for Lily (they are NO LILY, NO LILY 2, and, Roundup anti lily, one of which has been invaded by Lily, proving its intolerance)
Angry that regions that are forced, likely under duress, to join the inter-regional organization of Lily, must paste "Member of Lily, interregional military organization" at the bottom of all dispatches, and that they effectively have to surrender control of their Message Board to Lily
Acknowledging that in rare cases regions are improved by Lily
But Countering that these instances are dwarfed by the number of evil acts committed by Lily
Angry that in cases, members of Lily constantly misuse the Message Board of invaded regions by sending many messages, burying genuine messages sent by actual region inhabitants
Irritated by how idiotically named regional offices are in Lily (ie hi hc o:, resident catgirl~) which is offensive to other regional officers since it effectively cheapens the role of a Regional Officer
Mourning the thousands of crimes, many left undocumented, committed by Lily
But Happy now that these crimes can be avenged, since the condemnation will deter nations and regions from joining Lily
The Security Council,
Hereby condemns Lily