Security Council Proposals

The Security Council,

Aware of the nation of Pencil Sharpeners 2 (PS2) and its many satellite states for their impressive domestic characteristics, topping the charts on many different World Assembly Census metrics,

Believing PS2 and its satellites to be worthy of praise from the World Assembly, from their laudable regional involvement to their remarkably benevolent policy and legislation,

Jealous of the efficiency of the economy of PS2 and the high standard of living enjoyed by its residents of nearly a million Pencil Shavings,

Observing the economic influence PS2 has over the South Pacific due to PS2's policies of subsidizing industry and advancing the sciences, to the point where PS2 wields a highly-advanced space program and is the 17th-most subsidizing nation in the world,

Lauding PS2’s government for expanding their influence beyond their immediate nation, into a vast system of satellite states who have accomplished many goals, ultimately showcasing the high ability of their leaders to create goodwill towards people around the world, accomplishing many incredible feats, such as:

1. The development of extensive domestic welfare programs (3rd best) in Thalasse, alongside high levels of inclusiveness (5th most) rivaled by only a select few nations, on top of a combination of incredibly well-developed and efficient healthcare system (7th best) and foreign aid programs (10th best), ensuring the health of citizens domestic and abroad by one of the most honest governments (11th most) in the world for some of the most compassionate people (11th most) in the world,

2. Heliosphere’s investments in the advancement of industry, ultimately allowing themselves to develop the world’s best public education and most expansive information technology sector, combining to form an educated, well-rounded, and cheese-loving (3rd most) population,

3. The food-oriented Aqualagoon’s innovations in the area of food production, including being the world’s largest agricultural producer, as well as the world’s largest trout fisher, feeding not only all residents but also the less-fortunate outside the nation,

4. The assurance of the safety of Xynlandia’s people, which has remarkably good defense forces (6th best) and the best law enforcement in the world, allowing the nation to reduce violent crime to nearly nonexistent levels and helping nations worldwide have a goal to strive towards in this regard,

5. The resources provided by Askatopia, having some of the most prominent resource-gathering industries in the world, including the nearly-unrivaled mining industry (2nd largest) of the nation, as well as the largest timber industry in the world, coupled with the world’s largest basket-weaving industry, highlighting the skill and efficiency of the nation to allow the easier collection of resources, and supplying them internationally,

Acclaiming the many other notable characteristics present in many other nations under PS2's control, ranging from stunning and sparkling weather to pizza so artisanally crafted that it nearly breaks the censuses, ultimately demonstrating the dedication that these nations undergo, to the extent that not all can be personally named in a singular resolution,

Celebrating PS2's tenure as Minister of Regional Affairs and Local Councillor of the South Pacific, where they spurred regional democratic involvement in the government, as well as being a member of the Council on Regional Security, helping to guard their home region against outside threats,

Noting PS2's list of most-accomplished nations where they bring to light 10 nations for their very impressive domestic policies and feats, with a total of 42 world-1sts across the nations and their puppets,

Convinced that PS2's many feats across many areas and guidance to other nations, giving them tips on how to improve their nation, have made a positive change in the world,

Hereby commends Pencil Sharpeners 2.

Recognizing Testlandia as a bastion of peace and neutrality, and as a sagacious and valuable member of antiquity,

Firstly, observing Testlandia's appreciation and commitment to the complexities of freedom in their 2018 protection of Testregionia from art pillagers, and the subsequent liberation of Testregionia,

Secondly, appreciating the nation's internal commitment to personal and economic freedoms, as well as the continued workings of democracy,

Lastly, appreciating the many important written works of Testlandia, read in thousands of nations across the world, including: "N-Day: What You Need to Know," a guide that saved the lives of billions of peoples; "How to Write a Dispatch," one of the world's most read writing guides; and "Table types," an insightful guide to furniture,

Hereby Commends Testlandia.

The Security Council,

Believing it necessary to inform the greater public on how nations attempt to collect signature artworks of other nations in order to protect collectors and minimize disputes,

Recognizing that the collecting of signature artworks, even with the help of advanced tools, can be extremely time-consuming and arduous,

Defining, for the purpose of this resolution,

1. Card Farming – the process in which nations puppet, enslave, or administer other nations in order to collect their artwork, generally with the aim of increasing reserves of bank.

2. Transfer – artwork being bought and sold with the intention of moving bank between nations controlled by the same administration.

3. Heist – when a nation attempts to steal bank from another nation, typically during transfers, by placing a lower ask than the amount being transferred.

4. Pull Event – an event in which nations attempt to duplicate artwork by matching an ask above market value and placing repeated, rapid, and increasing bids while card farming.

Understanding that in order to build a collection, a nation must obtain bank, usually through card farming, and that bank, once pooled on secondary nations, must be transferred to the nation building the collection,

Noting that during a transfer, there is considerable risk of being heisted, and that this risk can change depending on a variety of factors, which, for the benefit of the public, have been outlined below,

Asserting that nations are entitled to the fruits of their labor, and that the practice of heisting does not align with the mission of this Council,

Hereby declares the following guidelines for collectors:

Article I. Reducing Risk

1. Transfers are best conducted during times of low market activity.

2. Avoid conducting transfers during pull events, which can disrupt the event and increase the chances of having the transfers heisted.

3. Artworks of higher scarcity make for better transfers, decreasing the chances of having heisters obtain a copy of the artwork being used.

4. Have several copies of an artwork before conducting transfers with it.

5. The greater the amount of bank attempting to be transferred over a single exchange, the greater the risk of heisters obtaining a copy of the artwork.

6. For large transfers, start the auction with a low risk bid, generally around market value, and wait towards the end of the auction before attempting to move large sums of bank, thus limiting the amount of time heisters can intervene.

Article II. International Cooperation

1. When possible, members of regional and non-regional organizations having to do with the exchange of artwork, henceforth referred to as “guilds,” should refrain from heisting and advise against the practice.

2. Guilds are encouraged to craft agreements, publish literature, and issue their own guidelines regarding heisting in an attempt to build a safer market space.

3. Guilds are encouraged to organize against heisters, and use whatever means available on the market to corral the threat.

Article III. Communication

1. When subject to a heist, nations should make an effort to end the dispute by communicating with the heister.

2. When a heist originates from a region with a guild, the guild should facilitate communication between the parties involved when requested and practical.

The security council,

DEFINING Crocodiles as Semi-aquatic reptiles that are carnivores

BELIEVING that Crocodiles are the epitome of “Yeah the dinosaurs died but we didn’t.”

FURTHER BELIEVING that there is no such thing as an “Alligator” as the difference is a tooth, A TOOTH.

RECOGNIZING that Crocodiles can be huge and deadly. Making them an apex predator in their environment.

NOTING that Crocodiles are very territorial and wouldn’t mind sending someone off to the Golden gates if they are in its territory. And that they like Flesh.

FURTHER NOTING that the Death roll is the most badass thing nature ever created and it was given to the Crocodile

FURTHER RECOGNIZING that Crocodiles are one of the best parents in nature and put their newborn babies in their pouch.

FURTHER FURTHER NOTING that Crocodiles can be also friendly and friends with other animals.

Hereby,

Urges nations to conserve these beasts as best they can and ban poaching on them
Urges nations to research Crocodiles and help stop threats like invasive species that can drive native Crocodiles to extinction
Urges nations to hate on Jaguars as they kill Crocodiles

The World Assembly, being the preeminent voluntary international organization,

Founded on the principle of National Sovereignty, which includes independence and exclusive jurisdiction of a member state upon its territory and inhabitants within, and which is therefore necessarily inclusive of the language upon which the inhabitants of said territory,

Noting the inherent multilingual nature of international relations caused by regional dialects, varying phonetic trees, geographic variation, slang, temporal evolution, grammatical development and degeneration, accents, language isolates, and other linguistic diversity elements,

In possession of knowledge that language - regardless of secondary, tertiary, or other derivative uses - is primarily a structure system used for communication of ideas - with the World Assembly explicitly and specifically communicating ideas involving multinational relations in the areas of increasing the productivity of industry, establishing baseline rights for member nations’ citizens, increasing access to and use of educative and creative resources, world habitat and environmental concerns, bilateral and multilateral trade regulation, citizen-based governmental legislative or legislator authority, the reduction of destructive weaponry, the state of healthy physical and mental well-being for member citizens, cross-border security concerns, ensuring accepted moral standards are followed, reduction of political unrest, rules and regulations for complex economic systems, balancing the relation between member citizens and societies, Condemnation, Commendation, Liberation, and Declaration - which must consequently convey the maximum information content,

Dismayed by the possibility, probability, and inevitability that innovative vocabulary, vivid but cumbersome metaphor, non-standardized grammatical techniques, and unreadably long strings of independent clauses joined without appropriate punctuation or conjunction may, have been, and will contaminate the readability, cadence, and prosody of otherwise important communique, introducing detrimental second order effects, exploitative opportunities, disparate interpretations of resolutions,

Hereby, forevermore, and without superfluous, undue, unnecessary, or recurrent delay, enshrines the principle of parsimonious, economic use of verbiage in all internationally sent communique, proclamations, didactic instructions, and future World Assembly Resolutions as the standard for all member nations.