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LEGENDARY CARDS

Anarchy
“Home of Big Tex!”
NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 34th
34.743 billion NewTexans. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”
Largest Black Market: 96th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 145th
20.431 billion Aggies. Parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”
Largest Black Market: 96th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 145th
20.431 billion Aggies. Parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“In J.R. We Trust”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th Largest Retail Industry: 10th Most Corrupt Governments: 11th
23.828 billion Oilers. Daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“In J.R. We Trust”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9th
25.9b21,951t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“In J.R. We Trust”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9th
25.9b21,951t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“In J.R. We Trust”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9th
25.9b21,951t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Timing is Key!”
Highest Crime Rates: 69th Most Armed: 89th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 97th
20.982 billion Texan Hotroddersians. Frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Come and Get It!!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 67th Most Secular: 88th Most Rebellious Youth: 298th
12.655 billion Texas BBQ Home Delivery Serviceans. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Flesh and Iron”
Most Devout: 1,278th Largest Mining Sector: 1,396th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,505th
15.131 billion Prometheans. Deadly medical pandemics, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Honor is everything; dogma is absurd!”
Most Secular: 771st Largest Publishing Industry: 1,418th Healthiest Citizens: 1,657th
17.964 billion Seeker Alphans. Daily referendums, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A policeman`s lot is not a happy one.”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 716th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,502nd Highest Economic Output: 2,031st
25.606 billion Pennsans. Museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“All Hail The Magic Conch”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 237th Most Devout: 355th Most Ignorant Citizens: 372nd
5.871 billion Patrick. Parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Sample”
Most Stationary: 1,096th Largest Populations: 5,185th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,784th
19.182 billion Sample Nationians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Happy Feet vs Tigger”
Largest Black Market: 6,741stLargest Populations: 9,010thHighest Economic Output: 11,349th
16.1b1,300t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Oops.... slept too long.”
Largest Populations: 296th Most Stationary: 2,510th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,596th
33.908 billion NationStates Bunnyians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Black Gold, Texas Tea”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,307th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,549th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,301st
18.426 billion East Texas Oil Fieldians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Black Gold, Texas Tea”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,684thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,100th
20.4b3,567t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Pay no attention to the Clams!”
Largest Populations: 342nd Most Stationary: 2,053rd Most Influential: 7,325th
33.785 billion Lord Xenuans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Deo Vindice”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,910th Fattest Citizens: 2,285th Most Armed: 2,305th
25.762 billion Ole Dixielandians. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Don't tread on me”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,366th Most Influential: 2,354th Largest Populations: 2,466th
25.652 billion Another former VPians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“If you don't know your rights, you don't have any!”
Largest Populations: 2,001st Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,102nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,986th
27.334 billion Wild Hares. Frequent executions, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“This is test. Had this been an actual issue...”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,642ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,049th
7.59b581t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Esse Quam Videri”
Highest Drug Use: 10,110th
6.673 billion UNSC Space Colonists. Complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ad Astra Per Aspera”
Most Devout: 9,132nd
3.719 billion Stars and Suns Imperiumians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Only in JiveTurkeia”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,609th Most Primitive: 6,598th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,979th
2.685 billion OneJiveTurkeians. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Soar High! Aim For The Stars! Ride Your Life!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,339thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,569thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,912th
2.82b186t
SEASON TWO