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EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“In Satan I Trust”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 303rd Fattest Citizens: 346th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 346th
4.55 billion doomed souls. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and aversion to nipples.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Total Domination of the Universe.”
Most Efficient Economies: 450th Largest Insurance Industry: 965th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,187th
21.33 billion Decepticons. Smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions.
Libertarian Police State
“An object at rest cannot be stopped!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 106th Largest Populations: 216th Highest Economic Output: 762nd
34.154 billion Federals. Compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Region Founder”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 495th Highest Drug Use: 512th Most Politically Free: 756th
21.831 billion Zymurgy Rocksians. Complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“We can achieve more if we work together!”
10.808 billion Nomoians. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Islands”
Most Extreme: 160th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,254th Highest Drug Use: 1,281st
5.271 billion Eileanan Arcaibhians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Guinness Is Good For You”
Largest Retail Industry: 972nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,031st Most Rebellious Youth: 1,278th
4.392 billion Guinnessians. Keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Trust us”
Most Efficient Economies: 610th Largest Publishing Industry: 904th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,411th
18.216 billion Zhenbabweans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Mother Knows Best State
“We Can Do Without”
Most Stationary: 4,473rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,654th Largest Populations: 8,281st
15.362 billion Yaquans. Compulsory military service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Je Maintiendrai la République”
Largest Populations: 365th Nudest: 1,535th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,086th
33.698 billion Jan Vermeerians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Share the wealth!”
Most Income Equality: 3,165th Most Stationary: 3,788th Most Authoritarian: 5,179th
14.172 billion Peoples Landians. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“The Czech heroines for the Czech horizons”
Largest Populations: 4,332nd Least Corrupt Governments: 8,781st Most Influential: 10,388th
20.621 billion Bozena and Emen. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“RFN Forever”
Most Stationary: 1,629th Largest Populations: 7,406th
16.133 billion Royal Federation of Nationsians. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin let the love begin”
Most Average: 13,777th Largest Populations: 15,477th
11.468 billion Druzyians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Don't turn your back on the Wolfpac”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,557th Most Stationary: 8,179th Most Average: 13,038th
9.843 billion Wolfpacians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“E Pluribus Unum”
Most Stationary: 5,766th Most Influential: 10,846th Largest Black Market: 14,070th
10.314 billion Guard 52ians. Punitive income tax rates.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Life Isn’t Fair And Neither Is Government”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 422nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 619th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,659th
9.721 billion Parasites. Frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“This machine kills fascists. ”
Most Stationary: 6,836th Largest Black Market: 11,556th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,407th
9.459 billion 89th Revolutionary Worker Councilians. Compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates.
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 943rd Highest Drug Use: 965th Most Extreme: 1,225th
6.429 billion State of New Mexicoans. Irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Together, we are one”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 547th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 616th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,065th
5.509 billion Swifteans. Deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
Most Politically Free: 10,304th Most Income Equality: 14,610th
6.155 billion Benevolents. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Bite the snake”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,579th Best Weather: 4,119th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,463rd
17.412 billion Doctorianians. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Do not be hasty, that is my motto”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,473rd Most Stationary: 5,718th Largest Populations: 6,105th
17.739 billion Kjabians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Have To Start Somewhere”
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,324th Highest Crime Rates: 10,043rd Largest Populations: 13,522nd
12.278 billion Queensboroughians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Freedom for freedom's sake.”
Most Stationary: 7,972nd Largest Populations: 14,061st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,300th
12.053 billion Mirlanians. Smutty television, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 363rd
7.773 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“ Scientia Est Potentia”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,544th Least Corrupt Governments: 3,633rd Safest: 5,471st
11.033 billion Stormen. Digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Citizens enjoy peace, prosperity, and the Nomandy way.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,329th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,335th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,792nd
13.673 billion Nomads. Strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Some day...”
Most Stationary: 3,952nd Most Influential: 9,662nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,985th
11.722 billion Rindians. Burgeoning dog population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Entente of Oriental States”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,917th Largest Populations: 9,475th Most Stationary: 11,455th
14.292 billion EOS members. Daily referendums and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
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