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9.44 A mean old man's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Insert message or potato here”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 329th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th Largest Mining Sector: 385th
16.971 billion Random Oneans. Strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Swerve”
Most Cultured: 217th Most Developed: 319th Largest Publishing Industry: 349th
10.754 billion Dingbats. Smutty television, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Moralistic Democracy
“We're here to save your butt, not kiss it.”
Most Stationary: 564th Largest Populations: 1,511th Most Influential: 5,166th
29.315 billion Nurses. Anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We can buy and sell you.”
Largest Populations: 589th Most Influential: 5,754th Highest Drug Use: 8,580th
32.947 billion Wealthy Negroesians. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The Light to the Nations”
Best Weather: 256th Most Beautiful Environments: 284th Most Developed: 289th
9.978 billion noble Aelhaeranians. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Si ne potest, quare no facis?”
Highest Poor Incomes: 596th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 711th Largest Governments: 874th
9.449 billion Dredonians. Ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“We are Arbiters, we bring balance and equality to all.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 887th Most Advanced Public Transport: 914th Highest Average Tax Rates: 924th
5.369 billion Ruldenians. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Socialize! Democratize! Localize!”
Most Inclusive: 399th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 559th
4.665 billion Panthrics. State-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Workers Of The World, Unite!”
Most Corrupt Governments: 7,308th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,839th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,279th
2.199 billion Tobrukans. Anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Not My Chair, Not My Problem”
Most Stationary: 1,069th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,321st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,357th
18.912 billion Chubrubsians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Dum vivo spero”
Nudest: 100thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,018thMost Stationary: 1,542nd
17.7b916t
Libertarian Police State
“★We're all beautiful★”
7.224 billion Beautiful Transgender People. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Ċll Pridende tu tse Stroktta Raptoria ena Raptorstan!!
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 369thLargest Publishing Industry: 895thLargest Black Market: 1,536th
12.9b3,126t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
New York Times Democracy
“Ever onward, ever upward!”
6.279 billion Roteoclauans. Anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A Future We Look Forward Too”
Largest Mining Sector: 3,660th Largest Retail Industry: 4,737th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,078th
3.145 billion Polomians. Parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions.
Democratic Socialists
“In Freedom We Thrive”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 513thMost Influential: 900thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,321st
4.34b485t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. ”
Largest Populations: 447th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,023rd Highest Drug Use: 5,250th
33.455 billion Benjamin Franklinians. Irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“My kind of town, Chicago is ...”
Most Average: 142nd Most Stationary: 4,251st Largest Populations: 8,279th
15.364 billion Chicagoans. Burgeoning Red Panda population.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Per ardua ad victoria!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,099th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,962nd Largest Welfare Programs: 2,092nd
7.129 billion irhkians. State-planned economy, national health service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Rise with the sun.”
Best Weather: 2,935th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,840th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,990th
6.651 billion Acornians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Out of many, one”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,184th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,344th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,485th
5.942 billion Merkans. Daily referendums, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Self defense is not cowardice!”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 842nd Most Avoided: 2,190th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,353rd
4.379 billion Darnolians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Be excellent to each other”
Most Inclusive: 830th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,455th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,494th
4.821 billion Republic of Avestas. Complete lack of prisons, national health service, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“People's love, my strength”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 206th Most Influential: 438th Most Pacifist: 1,314th
2.911 billion Tyroshhians. Daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“What lerks in the night... Is none of your business.”
931 million Draakenhoffians. Ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-Leaning College State
“Rawr xD”
1.494 billion Bytruans. Smutty television, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Equality, Freedom, Peace”
1.372 billion Zandorians. Daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Don't be a shmuck”
227 million Lots of Kingdomsians. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Something”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,061stMost Conservative: 14,586thLargest Black Market: 14,757th
7.47b516t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“The Squirrel is Mightier than the Sword!”
Nudest: 1,780th Largest Black Market: 8,026th
7.512 billion Squirrels. Compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
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