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LEGENDARY CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st Nicest Citizens: 1st Safest: 1st
34.304 billion Kindjalis. Lack of airports, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“For Mercy and Justice”
Most Inclusive: 1stMost Cultured: 1stSmartest Citizens: 2nd
32.5b7,784t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“What goes around, comes around.”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st Highest Poor Incomes: 1st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd
34.413 billion Confederates. Soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.”
Healthiest Citizens: 1st Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd Largest Governments: 3rd
33.826 billion Corsarians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?”
Largest Populations: 1st Nicest Citizens: 6th Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th
35.321 billion Kyupaans. National health service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Light of the South”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th
30.333 billion Deamonopolii. Strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Flibble”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th
25.87 billion Flibblibians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gloom Over Dominated”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Devout: 4th Most Primitive: 9th
13.115 billion Nadir Dystopians. Rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd Most Devout: 2nd
17.971 billion Gynos. Closed borders, frequent executions, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd Best Weather: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th
31.555 billion Kaigians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Free Markets, Free People”
Highest Crime Rates: 1st Rudest Citizens: 1st Most Armed: 2nd
19.65 billion Cashdeers. Deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Money, Power, Respect!”
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd Highest Average Incomes: 5th Most Subsidized Industry: 5th
11.498 billion Dark Systems. Unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)”
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th
10.879 billion Supreme Lord KANEians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Didn’t see that coming.”
Most Pro-Market: 1st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st
15.739 billion surprises. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“rofl”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th Most Devout: 6th
11.641 billion Sheeple. Zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“No Fear, No Pity, No Remorse”
Most Conservative: 1st Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,863rd Largest Populations: 6,964th
16.646 billion HMS Princess Royalians. Restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.”
Most Authoritarian: 1st Most Conservative: 2nd Most Income Equality: 4th
16.53 billion Huitzilopochltians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE