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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Do the opposite”
Largest Populations: 1,051st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,552nd Most Pacifist: 1,622nd
31.086 billion Ardchoilleans. Complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Everyone for everyone else”
Most Developed: 2nd Best Weather: 5th Most Compassionate Citizens: 6th
33.801 billion Wilkshireans. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“stand on your own feet”
Highest Poor Incomes: 104th Most Subsidized Industry: 118th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 121st
10.779 billion Nationalist Republicans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Why spare the rod? Hit the Little Brat!!! ”
Largest Retail Industry: 12th Largest Insurance Industry: 25th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 35th
23.755 billion Crazed Lunatics. Public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“🌞Ελευθερία ή Θάνατος!🌚”
Safest: 276th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 319th Most Subsidized Industry: 392nd
7.687 billion Hellenes. Anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and soft-spoken computers.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 603rd Safest: 747th Healthiest Citizens: 910th
5.626 billion Northern Frostians. Soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“For the good of the kingdom, and the people within.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,513th Largest Retail Industry: 5,380th Fattest Citizens: 5,689th
3.176 billion Kenmorians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“I exist.”
Most Stationary: 73rd Largest Populations: 364th Most Politically Free: 400th
33.699 billion Indigo-Lightians. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Socialists
“I'm with stupid.”
Most Income Equality: 115th Largest Populations: 830th Highest Drug Use: 2,430th
32.057 billion Architeuthis Deuxians. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Semper quidem potentes”
Most Devout: 3,528th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,602nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,046th
6.981 billion Northern Westalphians. Unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Yo regresaría si fuera tú”
Most Armed: 4,697th Largest Black Market: 4,781st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,001st
13.583 billion Baptised in Acheronians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership.
Father Knows Best State
“Sinaf tiré ta nűni.”
Most Primitive: 346th Most Devout: 2,286th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,934th
11.08 billion Dantonians. Anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Everything is ruined forever!”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 597th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 764th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 777th
8.6 billion Creepy Tapirs. State-planned economy, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“State”
Largest Gambling Industry: 4,679th Highest Crime Rates: 5,389th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7,715th
7.345 billion RHW 9ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Improvise. Adapt. Survive.”
Nudest: 396th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,460th Least Corrupt Governments: 7,471st
9.161 billion Live Flowians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Stone Brewing Co”
Most Secular: 1,440th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,726th Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,481st
3.631 billion Stone Brewing Coans. Daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Live Long and Prosper”
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,264th Largest Black Market: 8,822nd Most Cultured: 9,880th
6.542 billion Mutants. Digital currency, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Blood is a necessary sacrifice”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 850th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 973rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,536th
3.795 billion Zanians. Closed borders, national health service, and compulsory gun ownership.

COMMON CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Forward unto the dawn”
Largest Gambling Industry: 3,605th Most Pro-Market: 8,068th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,356th
4.004 billion Aneaneanians. Spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE