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1.11 Despoticania's trades...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“God was a dream of good government.”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st Smartest Citizens: 12th Highest Poor Incomes: 12th
27.029 billion Despoticanians. Avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program.

EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”
Least Corrupt Governments: 59th Most Rebellious Youth: 60th Healthiest Citizens: 147th
29.684 billion velonians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“For Bakery, For Glory!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 297th Most Rebellious Youth: 330th Most Cheerful Citizens: 529th
20.332 billion Bluerpsians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Vivat Liberali Causa”
Most Influential: 284th Least Corrupt Governments: 348th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 360th
11.562 billion Omanis. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Authoritarian Democracy
“By God's Favour I conquer!”
Most Efficient Economies: 69th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,066th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,298th
23.59 billion Imbriniumians. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Together we can make Retired WerePenguins great again!”
Most Efficient Economies: 581st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 848th Highest Economic Output: 896th
27.576 billion WerePenguins. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Come to the Catholic Church; We have second breakfast”
Best Weather: 445th Most Devout: 450th Most Pacifist: 733rd
27.008 billion Franciscans. Compulsory vegetarianism, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Libertarian Police State
“Adventure is just bad planning.”
Largest Populations: 577thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,372ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,086th
34.9b1,329t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 555th Highest Drug Use: 572nd Most Politically Free: 847th
7.301 billion RHW iiians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Gott und mein Recht”
11.185 billion Ghearmanaigh. Anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The citizens know what best for themselves and not me”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 318th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 371st Highest Disposable Incomes: 390th
9.279 billion Coltpowerians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Commonwealth”
Most Extreme: 148th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,124th Highest Drug Use: 1,149th
4.384 billion Federal Commonwealth of Australians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Darkness is the Light”
Largest Publishing Industry: 765th Most Inclusive: 989th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,195th
6.303 billion Rebels. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“By The Caleb For The People”
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,493rd Most Avoided: 5,162nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,146th
1.329 billion Caleb Landians. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Qui translati tamen crescunt”
Most Primitive: 140th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 381st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 809th
12.679 billion Vegvaraki. Museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and ritual sacrifices.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Voulez-vous qu'on vous fasse des révolutions à l'eau?”
Largest Populations: 8,259th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,677th Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,988th
15.383 billion Taijis. Daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I am full of meat.”
Most Stationary: 139th Largest Populations: 256th Most Authoritarian: 4,962nd
33.996 billion Gamerans. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Bás de rogha ar Easonóir”
Least Corrupt Governments: 511th Largest Publishing Industry: 792nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,169th
16.789 billion Wessex Celts. National health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Unidade, Acção e Progresso”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,110th Most Stationary: 8,043rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,614th
12.449 billion Timor Lesteans. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For the glory of the Motherland!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 517th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 603rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 750th
11.355 billion New Russians. Strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“The joint NPA-UIAF founder of Nazi Europe”
Most Stationary: 6,289th Largest Gambling Industry: 11,790th Most Influential: 13,106th
9.686 billion Fury of the Scornedians. Burgeoning Dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 1,834th Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,204th Most Stationary: 6,525th
9.451 billion Catalonians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Is JJ a guy or a girl? Or an alien?”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 994th Most Inclusive: 1,336th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,425th
9.336 billion Jykkans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Yes, after all this time, I am still alive”
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,877th Largest Black Market: 4,228th Most Efficient Economies: 5,537th
6.745 billion Einsteintenians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Something dramatic, I guess.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,091st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,499th Most Pro-Market: 9,019th
6.477 billion multispecies slaves. Barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The sleeping giant of the old empire will wake.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,134th Most Influential: 1,735th Most Secular: 5,801st
5.282 billion Holtklavans. Aversion to nipples, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“No-one is superior and no-one shakes in fear.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,504th Best Weather: 1,622nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,655th
3.404 billion StarlightGlimmerians. Keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Don't Forget To Be Awesome”
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,425th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,833rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,995th
9.658 billion Nerdfighteria Islandsians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Motto on backorder...”
Largest Populations: 1,526th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,203rd Highest Economic Output: 8,337th
29.243 billion Deleted Repeatedlyians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“The challange is never too big”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,430th Most Efficient Economies: 1,515th Largest Black Market: 1,771st
13.369 billion Turdons. Infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
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