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Despoticania's Deck
Despoticania has 95 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“God was a dream of good government.”
WA
27.029 billion Despoticanians. Avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”
WA
29.684 billion velonians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“For Bakery, For Glory!”
Delegate
20.332 billion Bluerpsians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Vivat Liberali Causa”
Delegate
11.562 billion Omanis. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Authoritarian Democracy
“By God's Favour I conquer!”
23.59 billion Imbriniumians. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Together we can make Retired WerePenguins great again!”
27.576 billion WerePenguins. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Come to the Catholic Church; We have second breakfast”
27.008 billion Franciscans. Compulsory vegetarianism, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
7.301 billion RHW iiians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Gott und mein Recht”
11.185 billion Ghearmanaigh. Anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The citizens know what best for themselves and not me”
WA
9.279 billion Coltpowerians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Commonwealth”
4.384 billion Federal Commonwealth of Australians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Darkness is the Light”
WA
6.303 billion Rebels. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“By The Caleb For The People”
WA
1.329 billion Caleb Landians. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Qui translati tamen crescunt”
12.679 billion Vegvaraki. Museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Voulez-vous qu'on vous fasse des révolutions à l'eau?”
15.383 billion Taijis. Daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I am full of meat.”
33.996 billion Gamerans. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Bás de rogha ar Easonóir”
16.789 billion Wessex Celts. National health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Unidade, Acção e Progresso”
12.449 billion Timor Lesteans. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For the glory of the Motherland!”
WA
11.355 billion New Russians. Strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“The joint NPA-UIAF founder of Nazi Europe”
9.686 billion Fury of the Scornedians. Burgeoning Dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
9.451 billion Catalonians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Is JJ a guy or a girl? Or an alien?”
9.336 billion Jykkans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Yes, after all this time, I am still alive”
WA
6.745 billion Einsteintenians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Something dramatic, I guess.”
6.477 billion multispecies slaves. Barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The sleeping giant of the old empire will wake.”
WA
5.282 billion Holtklavans. Aversion to nipples, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“No-one is superior and no-one shakes in fear.”
WA
3.404 billion StarlightGlimmerians. Keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Don't Forget To Be Awesome”
WA
9.658 billion Nerdfighteria Islandsians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Motto on backorder...”
29.243 billion Deleted Repeatedlyians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“The challange is never too big”
13.369 billion Turdons. Infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Heart of Elvendom on Earth”
13.361 billion Woodelves. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
