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Donttreadonmeistan has 130 cards: 1LEGENDARY 2EPICS 8ULTRA RARES 8RARES 25UNCOMMONS 86COMMONS Value...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Be excellent to each other.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 63rd Largest Welfare Programs: 69th Most Advanced Public Transport: 76th
9.436 billion Montaganists. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Å||:PØw(3)r:+Ø:+h(3):kØm:u:n(3)§”
Best Weather: 91st Most Cheerful Citizens: 98th Nicest Citizens: 145th
13.564 billion blakniteas. Teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and absence of drug laws.
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Fuhrer”
4.712 billion Aryans. Museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Speak loudly, and swing your big stick”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,043rd Most Cultured: 1,207th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,264th
15.907 billion Santo Castelões. Museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“A planet of billions cannot hold me back.”
Most Stationary: 61st Largest Populations: 269th Most Influential: 5,718th
33.971 billion Fear of a Black Nationians. Compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Obey the rules of the road! No spitting on the bus!”
Largest Populations: 565th Highest Economic Output: 9,705th Most Influential: 12,953rd
33.057 billion NS Transit Authorityians. Compulsory military service.
Right-wing Utopia
“DILLIGAF”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 657th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 670th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 699th
17.321 billion Gavinkuoans. Ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and frequent executions.
Anarchy
“Just working out”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 502nd Highest Drug Use: 519th Most Politically Free: 767th
13.448 billion Egetaecians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Lex naturalis voluntas Dei est.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 6,528th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,588th Most Devout: 6,618th
9.774 billion Railanans. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Woof”
3.432 billion St Remyians. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 568th Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,396th Nudest: 3,911th
2.34 billion Arabs. Frequent executions, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo.

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Todo poder emana do povo e em seu nome é exercido”
Most Stationary: 1,801st Largest Populations: 2,341st Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,186th
26.029 billion KapKavians. Public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Mottos are silly”
Most Influential: 54th Most Stationary: 936th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,784th
20.427 billion Tasteful Transients. Sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Did it for the lulz”
5.262 billion LLuullzzians. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Для Бога и Родины (For God and the Motherland)”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 555th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 995th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,120th
10.857 billion Alyskans. Anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“God save the King”
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,701st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,600th Most Secular: 11,584th
7.945 billion Venetians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“NATUS MIMEMATO 1433”
2.44 billion Boletians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Bordello
“In Nomine Domini, Ave ad Chaldækus!”
1.461 billion Chaldiaks. Smutty television, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Imperial Andarian Navy!”
1.221 billion Andarians. State-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“La Ciudad de los Palacios”
Largest Populations: 6,872nd Largest Insurance Industry: 14,320th Largest Gambling Industry: 14,636th
16.747 billion La Ciudadians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK AND FLANK IT!”
Largest Populations: 1,554th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,456th Most Stationary: 4,481st
29.156 billion North Brightonburgians. National health service, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“鞏金瓯”
Most Stationary: 3,831st Largest Populations: 12,006th
12.838 billion Qingians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory military service.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Creativity is the Essence of the Mind”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,644th Most Efficient Economies: 2,684th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,925th
13.068 billion Eternal Goddessians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Semper Fidelis”
5.387 billion Rezeians. Infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“Advancement of technology, advancement of Humanity”
Most Secular: 796th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,890th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,553rd
10.338 billion Techians. Ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,083rd
6.785 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,306th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,038th
6.827 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom in Syndicalism”
5.154 billion Britannians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“Seculo Seculorum”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,119th Most Developed: 1,315th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,561st
4.781 billion Skands. Digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Through Struggle You Will Attain Your Rights!”
2.09 billion Nonus. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
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