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11.20 Goodnamesarerare's trades...
Goodnamesarerare's Deck
Goodnamesarerare has 125 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Bush sucks!”
32.633 billion Goodnamesarerareans. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
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SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
EPIC CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Give Me Glorious Victory Or Give Me Honorable Death”
14.492 billion Flarbinians. Public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Greed is good.”
16.602 billion Moraxians. Digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“So much for pathos”
22.208 billion Fontians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Macedonia for the Macedonians”
28.54 billion Meglenians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Surprisingly Peaceful”
26.103 billion Red Mafiosis. Sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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Right-wing Utopia
“Let he who does not believe be consumed in hell fire.”

9.686 billion Alastancians. Deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
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SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Inserenó Homuné Obise”
8.728 billion Singalians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Nation”
8.733 billion Zhong Guo Stateans. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Ubi concordia, ibi victoria”
5.177 billion Aklakans. Frequent executions, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“💩”
3.855 billion Gamma Monsterians. Triple-decker prams, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
RARE CARDS
Anarchy
“Rightly So”
26.452 billion Ingenikans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“For Honour and Freedom”
28.916 billion Godwinnians. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Discover and Explore”
15.182 billion Lycaenopsians. Public floggings, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
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