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Psychotic Dictatorship
“Victory Through Obedience”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 234th Most Corrupt Governments: 315th
4.821 billion subjects. Infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions.

RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“The Union Forever”
Most Efficient Economies: 476th Most Cultured: 1,262nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,479th
16.277 billion Americans. Unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“It is easy to be brave from a distance.”
9.415 billion Yavapaians. State-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 887th Most Stationary: 4,368th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,095th
11.343 billion SJIians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 967th Most Stationary: 5,604th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,762nd
10.436 billion Alpinist 2ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Right-wing Utopia
“Who turned the lights out?”
Largest Populations: 1,815th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,964th Nudest: 3,528th
28.035 billion Total Solar Eclipseans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Oil!”
Highest Crime Rates: 5,395th Largest Insurance Industry: 5,788th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,574th
13.141 billion Ewings. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 517th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,843rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,520th
7.407 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Beneath the paving stones, the beach”
Most Stationary: 5,341st Most Income Equality: 6,272nd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,396th
10.815 billion Situationists. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Tóà ni'habezíomin rib fovin aldiz habin”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,069th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,921st Fattest Citizens: 11,947th
10.551 billion Erzoaldis. Compulsory military service and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“And love, love, love... You can't give it away...”
Nudest: 809th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,895th Most Stationary: 11,032nd
7.687 billion Urbane Night Guardians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You Can't Stop Progress”
4.327 billion Mughal Dakans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For The Greater Good”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,214th Most Conservative: 3,513th Most Authoritarian: 4,543rd
3.264 billion Vitt Rikeans. Zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Only through death shalt thou be rebirthed.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,032nd Largest Retail Industry: 2,939th Nudest: 3,189th
2.207 billion Slaves. Zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“With Fire Comes Both Life And Death”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,635th Most Average: 11,750th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,527th
1.973 billion Tamashians. Burgeoning Phoenix population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Pax Quĉritur Bello”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,956th Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,462nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,265th
983 million anglo-saxons. Ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Lex dura, sed lex.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,354th Least Corrupt Governments: 10,099th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,518th
9.076 billion Lawyerians. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Socialists
“Seeing is believing”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7,539th Largest Black Market: 14,274th Highest Drug Use: 15,533rd
10.648 billion Anneliesians. Absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Yep, this is us”
Most Secular: 8,177th Most Inclusive: 9,717th Most Pacifist: 9,836th
8.208 billion Iridarians. Rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Wolfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Nudest: 4,694th Most Pacifist: 5,265th Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,520th
3.191 billion Shield World 27ians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Did you miss me, Junior?”
Most Stationary: 9,088th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,696th
8.082 billion Yang Xiao Longians. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion.
Democratic Socialists
“En í kvöld lŭkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
Most Stationary: 11,631st
7.062 billion Icelandic Peoples Republicians. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Winners write history”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,254th Rudest Citizens: 1,586th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,713th
3.728 billion Arculusians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Kyu Loves U!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,545th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,473rd
2.745 billion Kyu T Chanians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Jesus guides”
Least Corrupt Governments: 6,173rd Most Pacifist: 6,254th Largest Welfare Programs: 6,483rd
2.049 billion Wubestanyans. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE