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LEGENDARY CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Take upon ye thy Lands, and Eat of its Fruits”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th Most Primitive: 12th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th
11.714 billion Merconites. Lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Huh?”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th Most Primitive: 116th Most Ignorant Citizens: 160th
10.405 billion Annihilators. Enslaved workforce, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Huh?”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rdMost Primitive: 123rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 166th
12.5b1,652t
SEASON TWO

EPIC CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
Most Devout: 1st Most Primitive: 1st Most Pacifist: 2nd
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Pacifist: 2nd
33.6b365t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obey or die”
Most Corrupt Governments: 10th Largest Mining Sector: 15th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th
23.816 billion Overdosed crackheadsians. Deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Ora et labora”
Most Primitive: 243rd Largest Gambling Industry: 332nd Largest Insurance Industry: 467th
9.738 billion Davitians. Lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and exploding hoverboards.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Spirituality is the Key to Happiness”
Most Primitive: 5th Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th
31.59 billion Opodeldokians. Closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th Most Devout: 9th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th
17.431 billion Knowwear in Youtopians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gloom Over Dominated”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Devout: 4th Most Primitive: 9th
13.115 billion Nadir Dystopians. Rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd Most Devout: 2nd
17.971 billion Gynos. Closed borders, frequent executions, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th Largest Mining Sector: 19th
34.865 billion NakNakians. Anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Deo Vindice”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th Most Devout: 12th Most Corrupt Governments: 14th
16.436 billion Gogglesians. Deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Nothing to see here...”
Most Primitive: 2nd Most Devout: 7th Most Ignorant Citizens: 17th
7.734 billion Phallites and Labianites. Avant-garde cinema, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Una Sub Luna”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 272ndMost Primitive: 325thMost Devout: 767th
6.84b1,290t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Libertarian Police State
“ad lucem”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 153rdMost Devout: 203rdMost Primitive: 485th
22.7b4,131t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Pray to me, my wretched playthings, and I will laugh!”
Most Primitive: 16th Most Ignorant Citizens: 29th Most Devout: 30th
24.852 billion Argent Mesonites. Strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“*”
Most Primitive: 28th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th Largest Black Market: 173rd
29.967 billion Amestrians. Avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“It is very easy to change; not so easy to improve.”
Most Primitive: 29th Most Devout: 70th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 166th
12.441 billion Sheward Subjects. Triple-decker prams, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared”
Most Primitive: 11th Most Ignorant Citizens: 32nd Most Devout: 48th
26.688 billion Redrakeans. Ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“A balmy nation of God”
Most Devout: 117th Most Ignorant Citizens: 151st Largest Insurance Industry: 227th
13.791 billion Njyrbites. Teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“We Will Flog You”
Most Primitive: 256thLargest Black Market: 256thLargest Mining Sector: 267th
15.4b4,501t
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Shut up! Who asked you?”
Most Primitive: 6th Most Ignorant Citizens: 24th Most Devout: 32nd
27.535 billion irrelevances. Closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Furthermore, I am a bell end”
Most Devout: 42nd Most Primitive: 65th Most Beautiful Environments: 71st
25.33 billion utter morons. Strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Clear as dishwater”
Most Primitive: 557thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 567thHighest Crime Rates: 642nd
14.0b2,180t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Generic Offensive Comment”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd Most Primitive: 794th Most Armed: 939th
12.711 billion Galliant Toeicans. Fear of technology, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Stays crunchy, even in milk!”
Most Primitive: 313th Most Ignorant Citizens: 395th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 477th
12.7 billion Triple Rainbowians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Pray and feel the love”
Most Primitive: 7th Most Devout: 10th Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th
15.681 billion faithfuls. Avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Pray and feel the love”
Most Primitive: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thMost Devout: 6th
17.7b2,956t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Morale has never been higher since we got rid of hope!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 97th Most Primitive: 142nd Largest Gambling Industry: 236th
10.973 billion Petramallasians. Closed borders, teetotalling pirates, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
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