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LEGENDARY CARDS

Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee.”
Editor
Luna Amore was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 170
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12th Most Efficient Economies: 47th Most Cultured: 76th
33.692 billion Amorians. Rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Pithy Latin phrase.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 96th Most Advanced Public Education: 167th Smartest Citizens: 175th
29.925 billion Teaberries. National health service, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Anarchy
“Don't die, don't kill anyone”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd Rudest Citizens: 45th Highest Crime Rates: 49th
16.964 billion Western Santosians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
Corporate Police State
“Oderint Dum Metuant”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd Largest Mining Sector: 5th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th
28.466 billion follower of Josephs. Compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Excellence is our habit, perfection is our goal.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12th Highest Poor Incomes: 21st Most Scientifically Advanced: 23rd
14.181 billion 'Tornikians. Closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Excellence is our habit, perfection is our goal.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12th Highest Poor Incomes: 21st Most Scientifically Advanced: 23rd
14.181 billion 'Tornikians. Closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Chancellor Prerogative and Article 48”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 215th Most Cultured: 228th Nicest Citizens: 235th
12.922 billion Kylarites. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ein Clone, ein Corporation, ein CEO”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 95th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 163rd Fattest Citizens: 196th
12.351 billion XYans. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Save your serpent.”
10.603 billion Naasseners. Parental licensing program, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The odds are amongst us”
15.473 billion Kummen. Daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“???”
Safest: 153rd Healthiest Citizens: 180th Most Pacifist: 182nd
13.932 billion Ifulitans. Ban on automobiles, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Republica”
Most Stationary: 1,164th Largest Populations: 2,434th Most Influential: 7,517th
25.745 billion Zona Espanians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“The items people own reveal something about the owners”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 262nd Largest Black Market: 912th
22.816 billion Mirellysiumians. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We Lead The People into a New Tomorrow”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 577th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 923rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 963rd
22.99 billion Shudderans. Strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 681st Highest Drug Use: 700th Most Politically Free: 1,001st
11.414 billion Fashirians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Freedom,Liberty,Strength and Respect”
Largest Publishing Industry: 549th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 676th Safest: 773rd
11.082 billion Central Macedonians. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gloria Patri, Summo Christo decus, victoria”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 128th Most Scientifically Advanced: 325th Largest Black Market: 360th
10.582 billion Hayeesians. Ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Una in terra, ad serenissimam”
Largest Welfare Programs: 202nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 564th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 624th
10.169 billion Corunians. Anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Old Ways Wont Open New Doors”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 666th Nicest Citizens: 685th Most Compassionate Citizens: 815th
8.457 billion Ebessemalians. National health service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We will prevail”
Least Corrupt Governments: 498th Safest: 623rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 707th
8.277 billion Khomulians. Complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“The dawn is red”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th Most Advanced Public Transport: 43rd Highest Poor Incomes: 47th
7.376 billion Thomurans. Avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Lebe frei oder stirb”
Largest Retail Industry: 72nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 331st Most Influential: 354th
6.22 billion Lastovipolians. Keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Long Live the People's Revolution!”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 323rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 927th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 980th
5.339 billion Romanians. Pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Long Live Alekya”
3.995 billion Alekyans. Ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gobble gobble wibble wobble do a noodle dance.”
2.445 billion Ferretslavians. Closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Eezer good, eezer good...”
Most Influential: 157th Largest Retail Industry: 958th Most Inclusive: 1,120th
3.867 billion Nutters. Smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Direct action through the people”
2.486 billion Actualidadians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Would I ever do anything illegal? No? Then why ask, hm?”
3.144 billion Zaquardai. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We Will Endure”
714 million Gerardtopians. National health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Paper is obsolete”
20.187 billion Allurians. Frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
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