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34.46 The Dark System's trades...
The Dark System's Deck
The Dark System has 343 cards. Value...
RARE CARDS
Anarchy
“I'm as mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore!”
11.985 billion television viewers. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Dieu Et Mon Droit”
WA
11.208 billion British. Ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Cool guys don't look at slides, right?”
WA
11.157 billion Vernals. Rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nibiru, we are coming.”
10.866 billion Nibiru Alienians. Compulsory military service and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“You Stand Where You Sit”
10.166 billion Beryllians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Victory, Faith and Empire”
9.376 billion Phelnesians. Keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Peace Is The Only Way”
WA
9.356 billion Rezuans. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Amicitia, Spes Et Scientia”
WA
9.193 billion Lionielians. National health service, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!”
WA
7.796 billion Terriconians. Soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Nec temere nec timide.”
WA
8.236 billion Sleyuanians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“I'm gonna serve it to you...”
8.123 billion 7 Nation Army brats. Complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Nothing matters more than happiness”
WA
4.336 billion Aristortians. Unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Insulæ Smaragdi Oceani Sunt”
7.952 billion Aquamarines. Burgeoning dolphin population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Annuit Cœptis”
WA
6.917 billion Americans. Museums and concert halls.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Create together what you couldn't alone.”
WA
7.114 billion Delthorensdaleans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“State”
5.953 billion Musketiquidians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun”
3.797 billion Zombie Trumpians. Public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Drink Sweet Tea!”
WA
4.835 billion Olive Lemon Dropsians. Compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Don't Count Your Rupees Yet!”
WA
4.666 billion Skylusians. Museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Restore Order, Restore Dignity, Restore the Empire!”
4.521 billion Tedalonians. Unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Cthoria”
4.087 billion Silksians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“The Posting Sandbox”
4.341 billion Blue Shiny Postmen. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Ganja”
4.293 billion Ganjans. Lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Freedom always allows new and old opportunities.”
4.26b627t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Strength”
WA
3.475 billion Thovenians. Compulsory vegetarianism, parental licensing program, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Sicut Pluviam”
3.285 billion Felesians. Digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Weltmacht oder Untergang!”
Delegate
2.776 billion Holsians. Digital currency, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Ayo, we made it!”
2.697 billion Hrrrrrrrgians. Infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Order and Progress.”
3.38b496t
SEASON TWO
UNCOMMON CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“ מִי לַיהוָה אֵלָי”
18.063 billion Menassans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
