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1.00 The Turkish-State's trades...

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Somehow even more of a wasteland”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 455th Most Primitive: 528th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 744th
11.661 billion Ibexes. Flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Beware the Ides of May!”
Most Stationary: 316th Largest Populations: 1,330th Most Influential: 5,587th
29.987 billion Night of the Clamians. Burgeoning clam population.
Corporate Police State
“Rustig mannekes!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 208th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 381st Most Avoided: 486th
14.315 billion Boerengatians. Deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“أعظم أمة هي الأمة العربية”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 600th Largest Insurance Industry: 795th Highest Disposable Incomes: 815th
21.997 billion Arabs. Parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“There is no good and evil , there is only power”
6.524 billion French. Closed borders, parental licensing program, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“...but that's none of my business.”
Fattest Citizens: 632nd Largest Gambling Industry: 681st Most Armed: 731st
5.392 billion Teapots. Deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Freedom, it's finger lickin' good.”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,321st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,475th Highest Disposable Incomes: 7,152nd
1.804 billion Savagtonians. Compulsory military service, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Man muss das Eisen schmieden, solange es heiß ist.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 647th Most Efficient Economies: 666th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,502nd
19.806 billion Schwabenreicher. Daily referendums, state-planned economy, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Loyalty Until Death”
2.922 billion Marsidians. Unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Free-Market Paradise
“To live is to war with trolls.”
14.858 billion Trollians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalizt
“So Much To Say”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,867th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,033rd Highest Crime Rates: 12,328th
10.647 billion Trottians. Complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Where Life Is A Walk In The Park”
Largest Welfare Programs: 623rd Largest Populations: 1,610th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,098th
28.931 billion Whereyouthinkyougoingians. Anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
Anarchy
“Colonial Empire Builder”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 433rd Highest Drug Use: 448th Most Politically Free: 656th
10.282 billion GNians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Prepare for War, Pray for Peace.”
4.729 billion Galipolskans. Smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“Rule, Capitalania!”
Largest Retail Industry: 382nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,017th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,116th
4.288 billion Capitalisians. Parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates.
Corporate Police State
“What's yours, is ours”
1.684 billion Hayes-Landians. Closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“You Are A Pirate”
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323 million 1PirateWorld2ians. Compulsory military service and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“Just another Gestapo Officer here...”
110 million Reichslandsians. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Üksi Kimáá Yumalien Alla”
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,689th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,019th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,454th
14.857 billion Tödlichebujokis. Public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Craziness is like heaven. - Jimi Hendrix”
14.594 billion Crazierians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“done”
Largest Populations: 2,902nd Most Income Equality: 5,474th Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,519th
24.265 billion Mulder Coveans. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Stop! Hammertime!”
Most Stationary: 2,768th Largest Populations: 5,046th Most Influential: 9,314th
19.411 billion Baltensteiners. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Россия, вперёд!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,194th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,426th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,067th
11.297 billion Pestanese. Strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,480th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,901st
6.828 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nos ludis ludunt simul”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,255th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,652nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,699th
7.859 billion Frenlines. Museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Out of tyranny, a new age of freedom.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,869th Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,291st Largest Publishing Industry: 5,173rd
7.384 billion Slartnorum. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“turn that poop into wine”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,856th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,660th Best Weather: 2,868th
5.959 billion Scientologists. State-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Government pls go”
2.561 billion Molyneuxvilleans. Rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“Dank memes”
1.398 billion Wizzerds. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“When democracy fails, dictatorship will lead the way”
1.017 billion Belgicans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
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