The Meme Merchant of the village of Pending Preußen has taken power and is turning our nation into a dank meme. In response, the Cujodega Telegraph has been changed to the Times of Shrek, the news has been replaced by constant showings of Chef, a Shark Tale, Shrek 2, and Content Cop, and the radio will only play Minecraft Take On Me, Minecraftcito, Despacito 3.14, and All Ster by Smish Mouf. Lawl.
