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Golden Scar memorial
Here is his gravestone (designed by me):ₛₛₛ ________
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ₛₛ/-Here lies:-\
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/-Golden Scar-\
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[-12/17/2018--]
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[--2/7/2019----]
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[-----RIP-------]
Additional info:
Time of birth: 11:30 AM
Time of death: 3:53 AM
Quotes about him...
New xanderstralia: R.I.P. Golden Scar
Captain lard: Oof why did golden scar die
Gordfield: Yikes Guess he can’t run for diplomacy minister (responding to the death of Golden Scar)
Captian Lard: F (Responding to the death of Golden Scar)
Pinochet executionists: RIP Xpert for the 757175th time
Mclard: Nooo! Golden scar IS DEAD! WHAT HAPPENED!
Golden Scar's last words:
"I’m confused do I lick or suck"
"Stop spamming"
And his final words...
"That is so old get relivent"
Possible Puppets:
Kevons cal
Urm babelthuap
Lieutenant no nuts
NOTES:
(ₛ=to make space on gravestone)
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