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by Rabbitz. . 124 reads.

Political History (Now with a super cool timeline)

In the current state of Rabbitz you can vote for whoever you want, vote to make whatever you want, and vote to have anything you want. Politicians must leave office after an allotted time with votes counting directly towards who gets into office to replace. The right to protest is held sacrosanct with people constantly protesting about trivial things such as which movie is the greatest, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rabbitz pop. This follows a little more important matters such as what's the mass of the Higgs Boson, and how can you divide by zero. Let's backtrack to the beginning, shall we? The government in Rabbitz was flourishing with people constantly enjoying the freedom to push voting machine buttons, and having their opinion asked. Then, on December 30th, 24 days after Rabbitz was founded, the government turned into a socialist society. The people could no longer vote for the things they desired and protesters were detained and forced to work for no money. Politicians were corrupt and never left offfice, and nobody could say their opinion about governmental decisions and policies. Then, on Jan 9th, the people's protests and prayers were heard. The government lifted the socialistic policies and replaced them with the people friendly ones. All was good for a great long time. The people could push voting machine buttons and be happy with their right to have their opinion heard. Then, on March 20th, the autocracy kicked in. The military forced people to vote for a candidate and shot anyone who opposed. Protesters were shot on the spot. The people lived in fear of their lives. All candidates that were not apart of the party were shot, or threatened to be shot if they did not switch or give up their office. The fun seeped out of the people once again. Then, on March 29th, the barbaric autocratic policies were lifted, and the people could once again be heard. From that moment forward, the Rabbitzian can be reassured that no acts of communism or autocracy would ever be implaced again. The people are now once heard and will be forevermore.


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