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The Grey Wolfman

The Grey Wolfman (Canis sapiens) or Wolfgal/lady depending on gender, is an uncommon, bizarre case of canine with its own social roles. At first glance, they are strikingly similar to primates. They are bipedal with eerily human proportions, with very similar appearances to the two, and actual hands. The Wolfmen are also capable of human speech, emotion, and thoughts. However, there are very obvious differences as well. Wolfgals still have ten teats, despite only having two functional ones. The Wolfman is covered in fur (which ranges from black with grey markings to whiter than Germany), and has the head of a wolf as well. Its hearing is better than a human's, although it's a step down from its cousin, the Grey Wolf. They are typically monogamous, despite harems of both sexes existing, and they mate much like actual wolves. Their hunting techniques vary wildly from the classic wolf hunt (stalking, scaring, and running) to spear hunting to rifles. Unlike actual wolves, most of the wolves would fit the definition of breeding pair anyways, so they don't eat with that order. The males will eat first, and they will make sure to only eat 30-40% of the corpse. The females eat the rest, which is why you typically see them as somewhat weighty. This is not the case when they hunt with humans--they understand that humans keep certain creatures as trophies, and they eat according to their rules.
Wolfmen's relationship with humans have always been an odd one. There was a point when we saw them as less than human, but that was the same point when the n-word was less offensive than other names we called black people. Like black people, they've been prejudiced against for years. Unlike black people, prejudices are not frowned upon in social circles. Although they are legal and economic equals to humans, Wolfmen are often described as promiscuous gluttons with the brainpower of an actual dog. Unfortunately this is generally the case. Unlike humans, Wolfmen find nothing wrong with eating five meals a day, screwing another species, and not being able to do logarithms (then again, the average human doesn't know what a logarithm is). As such, people tend to look down upon them. Despite that, Wolfmen are not only able to get to prestigious economic and legal statuses, but also more likely to do well than a human due to their oddly determined nature. Wolfmen make extroverts look like ambiverts and introverts look like the Grinch, willing to talk to anyone. They're also a prime target for human furries, which tend to go for their Wolfman equivalent. Yes, there are interspecies couples in this land. Most of the world is disgusted, but America bats the eye anyways.
Their political leanings in the world are extremely right of center and libertarian, but they are centrists in our culture. They advocate for individual, economic, and social liberties, oddly uncaring about the fact that they're loathed by a good portion of the human population. Due to this, a good portion of the human population praises their species for being open-minded. This is not the case with welfare, as Wolfmen would rather stage a coup d'etat in China and take it over than receiving welfare, despite being the most eligible for our very meager welfare programs.

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