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by The Pacific Republic of Talitoa. . 195 reads.

Night Of The Orange Text!

Blue House, Takkatok, Talitoa. 3/26/2019. 8:12 P.M.

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Hello, this is Walker Vons with breaking news! The world has been infected with Orange Text. Online places are underattack by this strange color seeping in! We'll come back as this develops.

*Update at 8:16*

Walker Vons here, there are reports in the The East Pacific of people having body parts turning orange at this moment in time. Please stay tuned for more developments as we try to figure out the mystery.

*Update at 8:21*

We have found new reports of the sickness infecting Talitoa! 20 people have become incredibly orange and are starting to melt. This plague is being called "Orangation" for how it turns victims completely orange and turn into orange puddles. The government encourages you to stay indoors, with quarantines taking place. Stay tuned for more developments.

*Update at 8:28*

Some people are surviving Orangation, but are starting to worship the color orange. The biggest place is in Stellar Colonies, where hordes of the worshipers are crawling over the country. They say the leader is named "The Old Tangerine Vermillion. Also, a possible cure in Shavara by having orange on the flag and in many other places. Though more testing must be done as no-one knows the cause or source of Orangation.

*Update at 8:28*

More infected have been reported at about a thousand all in the Tomagod area. It seems the virus was brought into Talitoa by port. It could spread out more, so the city is now even more quarantined.

*Update at 8:41*

Shavara has turned into a theocracy under Orangation, with crusades being made against "Non-Orange nations". Tests are being caried out if a certain types of the color orange are transmitting the plague.

*Update at 8:44*

The plague has stopped. 500 people died in Talitoa, as a new race has somehow been made that is peaceful without the agitation. The 500 puddles reformed into a different people and the rest of Talitoa's population has been cured. the Orange people have been made peacefull because of the virus's aggressive parts dead. Shavara

*Update at 9:26

It is the final update. The culprit was Felicia and Fergus Papaya. They mixed bacteria with an orange from another dimension filled with the hatred of a thousand souls. The bacteria was the normal cold virus, as they wanted to create something to get back at the world for thier insulence in not giving them a Nobel Prize for finding uses for the orange. They RP'ed as The Old Tangerine Vermillion to better control thier accidental slaves. Already, someone (can't say) is planning to write a book on the couples exploits.

This has been Walker Vons with TDNN news (Talitoa Daily Nightly News) signing off.

The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

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