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[table][tr][td]Nation[/td][td]Quote[/td][td]From...[/td][/tr][tr][td][nation]Albrenia[/nation][/td][td]He's thicc-er when playing tennis.[/td][td][url=]Would you play golf with Donald Trump?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Alraibris[/nation][/td][td]He takes his copy of the Draft Resolution, folds it over once, and then tears it in half. "This proposal is worthless. I suggest you just give up on it and move onto other ideas."[/td][td][url=][DRAFT] The Global Reparations Act[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Arumdaum[/nation][/td][td]So much misinformation, fetishization, Dragon Lady troping, and much more in this thread... why doesn't NS have a nauseated or barfing emoji?[/td][td][url=]Kim Jong Un reportedly in grave danger after surgery[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Atheris[/nation][/td][td]Count me in. I'll spread the word of the Lord and Savior using a prison shank.[/td][td][url=]Bible Bots are now teaching childern about Jesus in Roblox[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Atheris[/nation][/td][td]Being a jew doesn't give you some fancy jew magic that makes you instantly have a million bajillion dollars.[/td][td][url=]Why is racism bad? So capitalism can run smoothly?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Atheris[/nation][/td][td]I wonder if his cosplay is in the vein of "been in the air fryer for a minute too long" or "oh dear god why would you put pizza rolls in the actual f---ing oven oh my god please send help"[/td][td][url=]Next nation to leave the Europeans union[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Ayytaly[/nation][/td][td]The South shall s---post again / *strums banjo*[/td][td][url=]Why is racism bad? So capitalism can run smoothly?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Cannot think of a name[/nation][/td][td]How is this cat making eighteen threads and I periodically have to identify all the pictures with a plane in it? / ...this is probably not the place to ask that question.[/td][td][url=]Coronavirus Thread IV: Legends, Laments and Lockdowns[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Daves Computer[/nation][/td][td]I have reported your crime to the police and moderation. Any last words, criminal scum?[/td][td][url=]Bible Bots are now teaching childern about Jesus in Roblox[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Dumb Ideologies[/nation][/td][td]Drink lots of tea or the builder will walk out of the job through your butt.[/td][td][url=]I accidentally swallowed a shovel[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Dumb Ideologies[/nation][/td][td]I swore I'd never sell out my country but the bonbons were just too magnifique[/td][td][url=]5th NSG virtual Happy Hour Saturday, May 16th 2pm ET[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Dumb Ideologies[/nation][/td][td]I check the light fitting can take it then wrap it around my neck and kick the chair away.[/td][td][url=]How to put on a belt?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Dylar[/nation][/td][td]Therapist: Buff Lego Jesus isn't real, he can't hurt you [photo][/td][td][url=]Bible Bots are now teaching childern about Jesus in Roblox[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Dylar[/nation][/td][td]Jump right in! The heresy is warm[/td][td][url=]Bible Bots are now teaching childern about Jesus in Roblox[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Ethel mermania[/nation][/td][td]Taste, buy some.[/td][td][url=]Kim Jong Un reportedly in grave danger after surgery[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Farnhamia[/nation][/td][td]Contrary to popular opinion, we do not exist to jump when you say "Grave-dig!"[/td][td][url=][Report] "Move, Merge, Gravedig, or Lock" MegaThread[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Farnhamia[/nation][/td][td]Mod ban Ug.[/td][td][url=]US States names and shapes: What would you change?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Gormwood[/nation][/td][td]You'd knock more sense into a church or temple bell.[/td][td][url=]Would you play golf with Donald Trump?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Gormwood[/nation][/td][td]Not actively condemning China is now defending the CCP. Really reaching for a gotcha there.[/td][td][url=]Coronavirus Thread III: The Show Must Not Go On (READ OP)[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Gormwood[/nation][/td][td]Gee, it's like they invented an opinion column for a reason. And that's rich, an ancap calling someone's opinion monstrous.[/td][td][url=]2020 US General Election Thread VI: Covid for VP![/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Green October Z[/nation][/td][td]I remember a long time ago I was on another forum and thread about a foiled mass-shooting turned into a discussion about the average cost of cross-dressing prostitutes.[/td][td][url=]Kim Jong Un reportedly in grave danger after surgery[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Hurdergaryp[/nation][/td][td]We're going to need it in order to keep easily entertained.[/td][td][url=]Rhapsody in TET[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Hylia Magna[/nation][/td][td]2/10, sometimes they leave the tap open when they brush their teeth but that’s as evil as they get.[/td][td][url=]How evil is the AN based on its flag? II[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Ifreann[/nation][/td][td]It's like the great man theory of history, but stupid.[/td][td][url=]Coronavirus Thread III: The Show Must Not Go On (READ OP)[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Ifreann[/nation][/td][td]We have the best pigs. Many farmers tell me that they've never seen pigs like them.[/td][td][url=]Venezuela accuses Colombia of attempting terrorist invasion[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Juristonia[/nation][/td][td]That's certainly an interpretation. / The other, and more realistic one, is the one where she praised him for advocating a potentially dangerous drug that medical experts have warned about repeatedly. / But go ahead and miss the irony in complaining about partisanship whilst simultaneously doing a "orange man bad" routine.[/td][td][url=]Coronavirus Thread III: The Show Must Not Go On (READ OP)[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Kowani[/nation][/td][td]You should stop going to Chernobyl.[/td][td][url=]Have small towns been vindicated?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]La Paz de Los Ricos[/nation][/td][td]Every state is just Dakota, but with cardinal directions in relation to the position of South Dakota.[/td][td][url=]US States names and shapes: What would you change?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Last Breath[/nation][/td][td]You are descending into very worrying philosophical territory.[/td][td][url=]Why is racism bad? So capitalism can run smoothly?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Liriena[/nation][/td][td]anyone to the left of Pinochet: *exists* / right-wingers: wat about vuvuzelaaa lmao gottem[/td][td][url=]Antifa[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Luna Amore[/nation][/td][td]You expect me to read the article? Pashaw.[/td][td][url=]$52m for failing to protect moderators from 'horrors'[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Morover[/nation][/td][td]More! It's amazing![/td][td][url=]Illegal GA Proposals 2nd edition[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]New haven america[/nation][/td][td]He's so chill he became blazing.[/td][td][url=]MAGAThread XIX: Hambergers, Noble Prizes, & Disinfectant[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Newne Carriebean7[/nation][/td][td]"My duties are to f--- cheese and declare war on oompa loompa prison camps, so f--- off!"[/td][td][url=]1950: Führerreich IC [Open | COBALT NETWORK SPONSORED][/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Nobel Hobos 2[/nation][/td][td]I can see it now. Jones goes to the big tub of Kool Aid powder to make his followers a nice drink. But he's out. So he calls in a loyal follower and orders them to go buy more Kool Aid. But they're run the shop right out of it, all the loyal follower can manage is some packets of Flavor Aid. Jones is not happy, but since that's all there is, he mixes up all the Flavor Aid and takes a sip. Oh no. What. Is. This. S---. Right then, f--- it. Can't live without Kool Aid, we all have to die. Followers are all like, noooo, really? We have to drink Flavor Aid now? I'd rather die. And so they do. / *buys more shares in Kool Aid*[/td][td][url=]Coronavirus Thread III: The Show Must Not Go On (READ OP)[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Polish Prussian Commonwealth[/nation][/td][td]I dunno, can you sue the CEO of Racism?[/td][td][url=]Any hope of a lawsuit against religion?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Polish Prussian Commonwealth[/nation][/td][td]This is a meme, right? / This has to be a meme.[/td][td][url=]Pro-Slavery Alliance[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Prosa[/nation][/td][td]How the hell did this thread go from "Kim Jong-Un's deteriorating health" to "the ethical implications of fetishizing his sister?"[/td][td][url=]Kim Jong Un reportedly in grave danger after surgery[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Qaskura[/nation][/td][td]You can not stop me!! You can only BAN me.[/td][td][url=]MY FLUORIDE POST WITH CONTRADICTORY EVIDENCE WAS DELETED[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Rojava Free State[/nation][/td][td]Wonton strip massacre[/td][td][url=]Coronavirus Thread III: The Show Must Not Go On (READ OP)[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Rojava Free State[/nation][/td][td]Imagine someone asking Jesus to save them from Jews. It's like asking MLK to save you from black people.[/td][td][url=]Bible Bots are now teaching childern about Jesus in Roblox[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Rojava Free State[/nation][/td][td]*Builders club that costs hundreds of dollars* It's free[/td][td][url=]Bible Bots are now teaching childern about Jesus in Roblox[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Rojava Free State[/nation][/td][td]You know you really said some s--- when a mod looks at the post and they roast you.[/td][td][url=]Why is racism bad? So capitalism can run smoothly?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Rosmana[/nation][/td][td]Dreadfully sorry sir and/or mam, but our archives do not go back that far. :D[/td][td][url=]Kim Jong Un reportedly in grave danger after surgery[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Socialist Macronesia[/nation][/td][td]Why would we buy new hamsters? / Guinea pigs are larger and more powerful. We should just sell the hamsters and replace them. / #upgradetoguineapigs[/td][td][url=]Welcome Re-no, wait, Youtube this time![/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Spiritual Republic of Caryton[/nation][/td][td]Roses are red, athletes can slam dunk / This forum has now taught me - what it's like to be drunk.[/td][td][url=]Why FWB is good[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]The Archregimancy[/nation][/td][td]I'm not sure what's going on in this thread. / But whatever it is, I'm killing it with Holy Mod Fire before I go and realign my chakras.[/td][td][url=]Why FWB is good[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]The Blaatschapen[/nation][/td][td]That neighbourhood knows how to execute a joint action :) / Is that the pun you were looking for?  :p[/td][td][url=]Ooh this is interesting: A mass shooting, but in SELF-DEF???[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]The Civitas Islands[/nation][/td][td]The Peoples Republic wishes to express that it is in fact, not our mother who is the brunt of this joke, but indeed the mother of the original poster who shall endure ridicule.[/td][td][url=]YOUR MOM[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp[/nation][/td][td]This is a worldwide movement that will make the world silly again. / Moar yuuge then just the UK. / We will buld a cake and make Antarctica pay for it. / We will strip away the water gun laws that hold back so many. / We will make cannons a public transportation option. / Also, unicorns will be real.[/td][td][url=]Discussion of a new political view, sillyism[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]The Huskar Social Union[/nation][/td][td]Mad Bantz lad. / But no.[/td][td][url=]The World Health Organization should be scrapped immediately[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]The Iron Wizards of Blacktower[/nation][/td][td]Direct the orgasm up your chakras and then astral project to heaven[/td][td][url=]Why FWB is good[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Tinhampton[/nation][/td][td]I prefer Fulham FC terrace chants[/td][td][url=]Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Tinhampton[/nation][/td][td]Separatist Ambassador Benjamin Bell, in the General Assembly debating chambers for "Abortionplexes for All:"[/td][td][url=]Awesome/Funny NS Quotes II (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Torrocca[/nation][/td][td]"Your honor, it was not mein fault! I didn't order the systematic genocide of millions of people, it was the twenty kilograms of pure-cut Bavarian cocaine that did it!"[/td][td][url=]Who was worse?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Torrocca[/nation][/td][td]Good thing we 'Muricans use Freedom UnitsTM* instead of those pesky Euro-Metrics! / *Freedom UnitsTM, of course, meaning British-made imperial units.[/td][td][url=]Strasbourg terrorist incident[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Trollzyn the Infinite[/nation][/td][td]"Crime doesn't pay-" Trump: "WRONG!"[/td][td][url=]Freedom for General Flynn![/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Uan aa Boa[/nation][/td][td]Apologies - I was under the mistaken impression you wanted to set up an interesting roleplay. Enjoy your thread and see you round.[/td][td][url=]Communists executed en-masse in Huraiyya! [OPEN | MT][/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Unibot III[/nation][/td][td]And I channel my inner fifteen year old self and dub thee future generations: Gainas, Mozi, and Orinoco. o/[/td][td][url=]NationStates Generations[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]US-SSR[/nation][/td][td]"I keep an object in my house that is much more likely to be used to kill or injure me or my loved ones than to attack any intruder pretty much for my own amusement" would be my idea of a stupid f---ing argument.[/td][td][url=]Wisconsin shooting leaves five dead[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Valrifell[/nation][/td][td]You'd better be making Chuck and Nancy pay rent with all that time they spend in your head.[/td][td][url=]Coronavirus Thread III: The Show Must Not Go On (READ OP)[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Valrifell[/nation][/td][td]Look you can't just keep shouting proper nouns at me, I scare easily.[/td][td][url=]US States names and shapes: What would you change?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Vungar[/nation][/td][td]Why do I hear boss music? / Oh wait, never mind.[/td][td][url=]Order - Fatherland - Family | Farkasfalka Regional Thread![/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Wallenburg[/nation][/td][td]I don't blame you for building your own mythology about Flynn. After all, your messiah needs some heroic sidekicks to go with him.[/td][td][url=]Freedom for General Flynn![/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Yegla Islands[/nation][/td][td]Run over by house, beans cooked, body egged with car jelly.[/td][td][url=]Using AN's primary banner, how do they deal with traitors?[/url][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][nation]Yegla Islands[/nation][/td][td]Establish naval dominance, which shouldn't be too taxing. Proceed with coastal bombardment alongside a conventional invasion. Have LODESTONE counteract whatever usage of hammerspace they may or may not have come up with, and apply heavy warding to all troops as a counter to particle cannons (in whatever form they are implemented). Collect samples of the foam, deduce a counter-agent to dissolve it. Have HELMINTH go in equipped with said counter-agent. EMP shouldn't be too much of an issue due to aforementioned warding. Knowing the AU, I probably missed something somewhere, but everything else seems straightforward.[/td][td][url=]How would you defeat the AN?[/url][/td][/tr][/table]

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