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by The CHICKEN IS DEAD because of La Xinga. . 2 reads.

la xingas basketball(N.B.O.O.L.X.-national basketball organization of La xinga)

according to the la xingan constitution,every city or town or village over 30,000 has the right to send 5 men to participate in the la xingan basketball games.however,there is one rule different,standing under your opponents basket is not allowed and if a player on the other team notices,he calls "duel!"and the punished team must hand the other team the ball. so far,there is 68 teams in la xinga.you can call your team anything you like.the winning team gets free access to belo baruk hotel for a week in la xinga city.also a 500$ coupon for each person to"the urban steakhouse"in La xinga city.(does not expire.)games begins on July 13 and ends on December 28th.games occur 3 times a week-one on Sunday,one on Monday and one on Wednesday.Ties are 1 point for both teams.wins are 2 points.Losses are 0 points.the championships are held on December 28th in Shalem(the capitol)oh,it is pronounced shulame as in-shu-shut up_lame-your factbooks very lame.)if more than 2 teams are tied,they measure the score the 2 teams played ONLY AGAINST THE OTHER TIED TEAMS.if they are still tied,it goes by coin toss 5 times.if in the championships the teams are tied,another game is played in Olimenyu.if the game is still tied,it goes by 27 coin tosses.

The CHICKEN IS DEAD because of La Xinga

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