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by The Rule is to not make fun of La Xinga. . 42 reads.

From marsupial hunter...till the chaotic crisis!

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It's July 12th,And La Xinga was Founded!I received a telegram From Fedele about marsupials and stuff.Little did I know this was a welcome telegram sent to a Sent to all new nations,So I thought I was special!

FAST FORWARD:

Getting into fights with a nation and his puppets,getting kicked around by mods,You know,the good stuff!

Meanwhile...

I received a telegram from Fedele that went to all the TEP members,that if you get 200 endorsements,you can get a M.H.L.!here are the dispatches:

Comrade Fedele, how can I help in the fight against the marsupials? What can I do to secure victory for the East?

Heroes of our region like Tim Stark, Davelands, and Pakitsk have massacred hordes of marsupials but have made little progress. They need help and, in response to many of you asking how you can help, we are now creating the Licensed Marsupial Hunter program.

Here's how it works:
Nations who are members of the World Assembly and have endorsed the delegate and accumulated at least 200 endorsements will be eligible to receive a one day Marsupial Hunting License. This license will give them a license to ban or eject as many marsupials and suspected marsupials as they like for one day.

Who is a marsupial?

At this point, we know marsupials are lazy and stupid freeloading pouch riders that use up resources and contribute nothing. That means they never do either of these two things:

1. Marsupials never go here to join the World Assembly: page=un

2. Marsupials never apply for citizenship here: https://forum.theeastpacific.com/citizenship-application-and-welcome-thread-t1652-s885.html#p209943

3. Marsupials like to keep the default flag, the Aboriginal Australian flag.

If a nation has not done at least one of those two things, the holder of the Marsupial Hunting License will be able to target them.

Through strength, determination, and unity, we will overcome this marsupial menace.

If you have over 200 endorsements and would like to join in the fight against the marsupials, please let me know.

If you haven't joined the World Assembly yet, go ahead and join.

If you need help getting 200 endorsements, let me know. Thank you all for your dedication to this noble cause.

Also, Escade worked hard on this wonderful publication which features an interview with me. Every time it gets upvoted, a marsupial dies in a fire.

page=dispatch/id=1193305

Death to marsupials. Glory to the East.

In solidarity,

Fedele

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The following regions stand united against the evil scourge known as "marsupials" and vow to take the necessary actions to stomp these vile creatures out of existence and send them back to the depths of hell from which they came:

the West Pacific
The East Pacific
The Pacific
Lone Wolves United
Commonwealth Federation
Montealba
The New European League
Calefacta Aquas Piscinae
The Mystical Council
Craigs Communist Union
Liberty and Freedom
Submarine Dongle Communications Cable
Grace
Angulisitate
Suburbia
The Watchtower

These disgusting creatures, which shove their under-developed neonates into belly sacks lined with fat, are responsible for an untold number of diseases and wars. In addition to being revolting, marsupials have been vocal proponents of:

- Patricide
- Matricide
- Fratricide
- Infanticide
- Non-alcoholic cider
- Child slavery
- Nazism
- Mallorea and Riva
- Arembee spam
- the Golden State Warriors

Finding none of these stances to be anything less than absolutely repulsive, these regions stand opposed to the marsupial menace and ask other regions to join in our cause by signing on to this statement.

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So i joined the WA and began endorsing many nations!

What happened in the meantime?

N-day.That's what happened!
I was a strategic specialist and deafened many nations,until I had no shields left,and no one had enough to defend me,So,radioactivity for me!(hopefully not.)Thanks for the help,Dreamersistan and Pakitsk!

205 endorsements!nation=la_xinga/detail=trend?censusid=66

You know what that means!I've been saving Fedele's(3rd ping of former delegate)telegram,which was at that point,80 days old!Some replying magic and whallah!,A marsupial hunter for me!

What did I do?!

Well,I received instructions from Fedele about who should I eject and who not.I wish i could show you it,but the coup clogged up my inbox.Anyway,I ejected,And I typed this:

La Xinga wrote:The Republic of Hyponglacs has been ejected from The East Pacific.

Am I dead now?

Pakitsk wrote:Just be careful not to purge people who are actually active or real new. Maybe only people with 20 million population, and who haven't otherwise done anything.

La Xinga wrote:Pooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooop

(it's a nation,but i'm not pinging,so don't suppress.)

deserves to be ejected?

nation=pooooooooooooooooooo_oooooooooooooooooop

Pakitsk wrote:With a name like that? Go for it. Names that are inappropriate should be purged.

La Xinga wrote:K,The act has been done.

nation=jesus_is_bread_you_poo

And what about this one?should we?or is it less of a -you know what.

The Holy Utopian Republic

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:PUUURRGGEEEEEE

Lerasi wrote:Just do it. Poo is not a very dignified name. You're the Hunter, here.

La Xinga wrote:I'll do it and continue on with more!:*)

So,I did continue on with more.I ejected nations with horrible names and ones with,well,Horrible motto's.

Then Fedele said that he needs more marsupials dead.So,I ejected more nations!the problem was,was that nations from Great algerstonia to who knows who were telling me different stuff!
So,I began to tone down on ejecting nations,once I actually received a telegram from one of the ejected,but I still ejected nations through the days.for 2 days I needed to go offline,so I left my telegram-inbox un-archived,(that was not a very good idea! ;) )and Went off.I thought to myself"what can possibly happen in 2 days?!"Boy,was I wrong!

After 2 days...

I return to NS,First,I view my nation page not logged in.I see Fedele removed me as marsupial hunter,Finally!I can relax without having nations criticizing me!But I see a lot of nations Endorsed me that I have not endorsed,much less heard of!I log in...

Holy[REDACTED BY SOME UNIDENTIFIABLE PERSON IN MELBOURNE]!

Yes!!18 telegrams!5 from Zukchiva,2 from Opstan,and tons of others!not knowing what was happening,I wrote this-

La Xinga wrote:For everyone that sent me 48 notices!!:

If I have not endorsed you and you endorsed me,telegram me.

If you have a criticizing quote at me,(I've had alot of those lately)then don't telegram!

Thanks to Lerasi and Opstan for the links to the search!I found it in the mess of the coup.

Anyway,Lets talk with Kangarawa!

Kangarawa wrote:Only 48?!? *grin* Let's fix that. xD

La Xinga wrote:pls don't.?I have no idea what's going on as it is.

Kangarawa wrote:You're safe. I'll behave.

La Xinga wrote:But what happened?why does everyone hate our generous,beloved,and wonderful delegate?!

Fedele

Golbad wrote:he attempted to overthrow TEP

Pakitsk wrote:Because he seized power in a coup less effective than the ELO, which was literally an April Fool's joke.

I talked with Pakitsk,Shavara,And Rage mage.

Shavara wrote:He banjected innocent viziers, breaking regional laws, admitted that he broke laws, did it again, made a fake interview, and so he got kicked out of power.

Rage mage wrote:Where the hell have you been?

La Xinga wrote:Not online,that's for sure!

This A comment directed to Golbad's and Pakitsk's quote before Rage mage

La Xinga wrote:He basically is,well,was,the TEP.that's like saying,"justin Trudeau attempted to overthrow canada!or,"the pope tried to overthrow Catholicism!?

Started my conversation with The angel of charity...

The angel of charity wrote:If Justin Trudeau dissolved cabinet, and refused to step down after his party lost an election, yes, it would be.

La Xinga wrote:So what got into the TEP?WHATS THE STUFF GOING ON?!

The angel of charity wrote:He demoted the regional officers, ejected and banned two of our vizier's (they are supposed to be permanent safeholders in TEP) and refused to step down after Marrabuk won an election.

La Xinga wrote:what!,but why and how and why and *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*!no,but come on!why?!

And Danelaw Scandinavia!...

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Fedele was a LWU Raider.

The angel of charity wrote:He belonged to a raider group that has a history of seizing power. His preferred candidate, who was in the group, lost, so he couped to keep his hold on power.

La Xinga wrote:All along he was a raider?!I thought he was a liberator!from queen you know!

The angel of charity wrote:Yuno was part of the group, and no, he merely was elected after her. There were a lot of questions regarding his raiding history, but we tolerated him.

La Xinga wrote:So,what happened?

Why is he doing this?

and why now?

He used to be "the cherished one among the nations"and now what?

The angel of charity

The angel of charity wrote:I already explained it. His side lost an election, and he decided to coup so they would stay in power.

I'll admit it,This was to much to take in,so I went nuts-

La Xinga wrote:Gosh.

Yuno,i was Thinking,Why can't Delegates just hand over there positions?he was involved in the elections after-all.

La Xinga wrote:I will be writing a dispatch:bulletin,opinion from my experience as Marsupial Hunter,till this chaotic crisis.

The following nations will for sure be in it!

La Xinga(of course)
Pakitsk
Zukchiva
Great algerstonia
The angel of charity
And of course,
Fedele

And I kept my word!

And the last part-With Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich!

La Xinga wrote:page=poll/p=146537

There's something about this poll...

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Imagine how it'd look if more people voted the third option

La Xinga wrote:Yes but I see this:

1.most people actually wanted fedele to be a magister.Also that some nations that voted option 3 now oppose fedele.

2.fedele himself says"my term is almost finished".If he would be allowed to prevail,he'd be lying.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Yeah, but for real though. Had most people voted third option the poll would be so meme worthy considering what happened.

Thank you for reading my longest,most-hard-worked-dispatch!The only one that required me to put A"work in progress-This dispatch has not been finished yet"sentence!See you next chaos!

The Rule is to not make fun of La Xinga

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