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From marsupial hunter...till the chaotic crisis!
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Please approve...---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^It's July 12th,And La Xinga was Founded!I received a telegram From Fedele about marsupials and stuff.Little did I know this was a welcome telegram sent to a Sent to all new nations,So I thought I was special!
FAST FORWARD:
Getting into fights with a nation and his puppets,getting kicked around by mods,You know,the good stuff!
Meanwhile...
I received a telegram from Fedele that went to all the TEP members,that if you get 200 endorsements,you can get a M.H.L.!here are the dispatches:
Heroes of our region like Tim Stark, Davelands, and Pakitsk have massacred hordes of marsupials but have made little progress. They need help and, in response to many of you asking how you can help, we are now creating the Licensed Marsupial Hunter program.
Here's how it works:
Nations who are members of the World Assembly and have endorsed the delegate and accumulated at least 200 endorsements will be eligible to receive a one day Marsupial Hunting License. This license will give them a license to ban or eject as many marsupials and suspected marsupials as they like for one day.
Who is a marsupial?
At this point, we know marsupials are lazy and stupid freeloading pouch riders that use up resources and contribute nothing. That means they never do either of these two things:
1. Marsupials never go here to join the World Assembly: page=un
2. Marsupials never apply for citizenship here: https://forum.theeastpacific.com/citizenship-application-and-welcome-thread-t1652-s885.html#p209943
3. Marsupials like to keep the default flag, the Aboriginal Australian flag.
If a nation has not done at least one of those two things, the holder of the Marsupial Hunting License will be able to target them.
Through strength, determination, and unity, we will overcome this marsupial menace.
If you have over 200 endorsements and would like to join in the fight against the marsupials, please let me know.
If you haven't joined the World Assembly yet, go ahead and join.
If you need help getting 200 endorsements, let me know. Thank you all for your dedication to this noble cause.
Also, Escade worked hard on this wonderful publication which features an interview with me. Every time it gets upvoted, a marsupial dies in a fire.
Death to marsupials. Glory to the East.
In solidarity,
the West Pacific
The East Pacific
The Pacific
Lone Wolves United
Commonwealth Federation
Montealba
The New European League
Calefacta Aquas Piscinae
The Mystical Council
Craigs Communist Union
Liberty and Freedom
Submarine Dongle Communications Cable
Grace
Angulisitate
Suburbia
The Watchtower
These disgusting creatures, which shove their under-developed neonates into belly sacks lined with fat, are responsible for an untold number of diseases and wars. In addition to being revolting, marsupials have been vocal proponents of:
- Patricide
- Matricide
- Fratricide
- Infanticide
- Non-alcoholic cider
- Child slavery
- Nazism
- Mallorea and Riva
- Arembee spam
- the Golden State Warriors
Finding none of these stances to be anything less than absolutely repulsive, these regions stand opposed to the marsupial menace and ask other regions to join in our cause by signing on to this statement.
So i joined the WA and began endorsing many nations!
What happened in the meantime?
N-day.That's what happened!
I was a strategic specialist and deafened many nations,until I had no shields left,and no one had enough to defend me,So,radioactivity for me!(hopefully not.)Thanks for the help,Dreamersistan and Pakitsk!
205 endorsements!nation=la_xinga/detail=trend?censusid=66
You know what that means!I've been saving Fedele's(3rd ping of former delegate)telegram,which was at that point,80 days old!Some replying magic and whallah!,A marsupial hunter for me!
What did I do?!
Well,I received instructions from Fedele about who should I eject and who not.I wish i could show you it,but the coup clogged up my inbox.Anyway,I ejected,And I typed this:
So,I did continue on with more.I ejected nations with horrible names and ones with,well,Horrible motto's.
Then Fedele said that he needs more marsupials dead.So,I ejected more nations!the problem was,was that nations from Great algerstonia to who knows who were telling me different stuff!
So,I began to tone down on ejecting nations,once I actually received a telegram from one of the ejected,but I still ejected nations through the days.for 2 days I needed to go offline,so I left my telegram-inbox un-archived,(that was not a very good idea! ;) )and Went off.I thought to myself"what can possibly happen in 2 days?!"Boy,was I wrong!
After 2 days...
I return to NS,First,I view my nation page not logged in.I see Fedele removed me as marsupial hunter,Finally!I can relax without having nations criticizing me!But I see a lot of nations Endorsed me that I have not endorsed,much less heard of!I log in...
Holy[REDACTED BY SOME UNIDENTIFIABLE PERSON IN MELBOURNE]!
Yes!!18 telegrams!5 from Zukchiva,2 from Opstan,and tons of others!not knowing what was happening,I wrote this-
Thanks to Lerasi and Opstan for the links to the search!I found it in the mess of the coup.
Anyway,Lets talk with Kangarawa!
I talked with Pakitsk,Shavara,And Rage mage.
This A comment directed to Golbad's and Pakitsk's quote before Rage mage
Started my conversation with The angel of charity...
And Danelaw Scandinavia!...
I'll admit it,This was to much to take in,so I went nuts-
And I kept my word!
And the last part-With Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich!
Thank you for reading my longest,most-hard-worked-dispatch!The only one that required me to put A"work in progress-This dispatch has not been finished yet"sentence!See you next chaos!